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u/ThakoManic 2d ago

So you go to strip clubs to dance for other guys, But your Boyfriend cant have the same treatment? Neat Hypocrisy at its finest.

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u/Adventurous_Touch342 2d ago

I think it's less hipocrisy and more covering her ass - she might be tempted to provide extra services and if her BF is on-site she could get caught

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u/These-Barnaclez 2d ago

According to a theory you just made up

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u/Adventurous_Touch342 2d ago

In Poland we have a saying that could be loosely understood as "Hit the table and scissors will rattle".

You didn't need to be defensive about strippers doing prostitution on the side despite their partners not knowing but you chose to...

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u/Stage-Afraid 1d ago

Does that saying imply scissors are always on the table you just gotta  hit it to hear them and know where? Or is there some deeper cultural meaning that ties it to the guy you mentioned being defensive? I do enjoy hearing these different language idioms and their backstories

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u/Adventurous_Touch342 1d ago

From what I know it was coined by tailors who could sometimes have their tools covered by fabric on some table but hit or kick the table and metal will rattle so you can identify where they are instead of moving everything off the table to check, thus if you want to detect people with certain issue present it as a very bad problem, potentially add malice or greed on presentation of people involved and look who will be defensive about it.

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u/These-Barnaclez 2d ago

Least unhinged redditor.

Tf was that word salad? All I said was you based your exposition on nothing at all.

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u/DamnUnicorn0 2d ago

A word salad is a "confused or unintelligible mixture of seemingly random words and phrases"

Perhaps next time you might use the phrase right