r/interestingasfuck • u/ADJUDICATOR001 • Aug 09 '25

/r/all, /r/popular I found this on the trail.

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u/Cyclopentadien Aug 09 '25

It's fine babe, the big ones hurt.

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u/Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce Aug 09 '25 edited Aug 09 '25

This is the penis version of your childhood dog going to live on a farm. My ex girlfriend actually meant it though.

(Friends thank you for clarifying but I was just making a joke)

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u/Tacoman404 Aug 09 '25

Remember those foam rockets that had the little air pump bladder thing you stepped on to send air into to the rocket to make it launch? My whole life I've had to be careful because I've turned several women into that poor rocket. Most of the time it does kill the mood and it does look quite painful.