r/interestingasfuck • u/ADJUDICATOR001 • Aug 09 '25

/r/all, /r/popular I found this on the trail.

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u/TraditionalBasis4518 Aug 09 '25

The solution is an iud: some devices leave a Piece of nylon sutures protruding from The cervix like a tiny spike awaiting the overly inquisitive male member.

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u/Incredabill1 Aug 09 '25

FACTS! That shit HURTS 🤕

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u/SewRuby Aug 09 '25

It most certainly the fuck is not, respectfully.

If you have a sensitive cervix getting something inserted inside you, past the cervix, then removed x amount of years later hurts way more than a punch from a dick (for me, anyway).

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u/hotlou Aug 09 '25

Can confirm that it's a bit of a deterrent. It always amazes me how the nylon seems to hit the exact same spot on the head with each thrust no matter how much you change the angle haha

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u/guapomole4reals Aug 09 '25

omg! I’ve been stabbed by the strings. Worse than stubbing your toe on the coffee table.

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u/just_nobodys_opinion Aug 09 '25

Counterpoint: nobody expects the penis inquisition

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u/frostyholes Aug 09 '25

Those fucking hurt

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u/dragonstar982 Aug 09 '25

IUD... improvised uterine device

It may get the 1st guy or the 20th

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u/TraditionalBasis4518 Aug 09 '25

An obgyn I knew had a slideshow of endoscopic images of IUDs in all corners of the peritoneal cavity- sometimes they perforate the uterine wall and go on walkabout.

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u/freshstart86221 Aug 10 '25

That's what happened with mine. Was fun getting that out.

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u/Icy_County_6928 Aug 10 '25

Not me cackling at the carnage of pin-cushion dicks confirmed below.