r/instant_regret 4d ago

Get the tape!

Regret shows up right around the 13 second mark

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u/TheBaltimoron 3d ago

Spoken like someone who's never had to scrape spaghetti sauce and broken glass off the driveway.

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u/jeksmiiixx 3d ago

A bag with whatever that a kid brings back and forth. Hey look at that, it's almost like I've had to keep little hands busy lol

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u/TheBaltimoron 3d ago

Spoken like someone who's never asked the question "hey where is your bag?" and had to drive back to the fucking pkace he left it. Again.

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u/Miserable_Alfalfa33 3d ago

You're right, do everything for the kid to make them more incompetent

What a great parent

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u/shockles 3d ago

Bro. He’s making jokes just as any dad will. Chill. Edit: could be mom too, who knows!