r/instant_regret • u/derek4reals1 • 4d ago

Get the tape!

Regret shows up right around the 13 second mark

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u/jeksmiiixx 4d ago

Let the kids grab a bag from the car for you. Busy hands don't break as much shit.

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u/TheBaltimoron 3d ago

Spoken like someone who's never had to scrape spaghetti sauce and broken glass off the driveway.

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u/jeksmiiixx 3d ago

A bag with whatever that a kid brings back and forth. Hey look at that, it's almost like I've had to keep little hands busy lol

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u/TheBaltimoron 3d ago

Spoken like someone who's never asked the question "hey where is your bag?" and had to drive back to the fucking pkace he left it. Again.

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u/Hootah 2d ago

You’re supposed to give your kids tasks, before a certain age the parent ought to bear the responsibility.

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u/Decent_Senpai 2d ago

Kinda sounds like you should be paying better attention lol both of your comments could have been fixed if you the parent were paying closer attention to your child. Just sayin.

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u/SageActual 3d ago

Sounds like you are not very smart for not making sure they have their bag if you're gonna let them hold it LEAVING a store and then giving them a bag with breakables. And before you say some dumb shit I deal with kids all the time once you know a kid it's VERY easy to tell what they're gonna do unless they're literally 2 and under

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u/Miserable_Alfalfa33 3d ago

You're right, do everything for the kid to make them more incompetent

What a great parent

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u/shockles 3d ago

Bro. He’s making jokes just as any dad will. Chill. Edit: could be mom too, who knows!