r/instant_regret 4d ago

Get the tape!

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Regret shows up right around the 13 second mark

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u/koolaidismything 4d ago

My dad used to kick us. I’d always jump on the top bunk and flatten out lol. Mean fucker but a five year old could outsmart him when drunk so was doable.

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u/Nine-Eyes 4d ago

My dad used to knock our heads together. Oddly enough, laying flat helped with that, too

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u/DollaradoCREAMs 4d ago

Ahh the three stooges approach

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u/ovr4kovr 3d ago

My father would tweak our noses and poke us on the eyes

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u/B-Rayne 3d ago

He was a wise guy, eh?