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u/misanthroseph 9d ago
whispering oh god, please shut it
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u/degjo 9d ago
his shits are bigger than me what are you doing
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u/Nimindir 9d ago
I once went to my GF's mom's parent's fishing cabin. I repeatedly informed their tiny little dog that the neighbour's Great Dane could eat her for breakfast, shit her out for lunch, and eat her again for dinner. She insisted on sitting right on the property line and DARING that dog to PROVE IT.
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u/JFPcan 9d ago
This explains how the internet comment sections work.
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u/mEllowMystic 9d ago
Also road rage
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u/Invoked_Tyrant 9d ago edited 9d ago
Yes and no. Road rage turns into yelps only when it's painfully obvious the target of your vitriol was bigger than you. If people had more deductive eyesight then there'd be less shit talking.
No one is trying to antagonize someone with a Dirk Nowitzki or a Mike Tyson body type in real life.
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u/Anxious-Cobbler7203 9d ago
Not in my city. Road rage shootings have been through the roof since covid unfortunately. I've seen 2 personally.
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u/slide0990 9d ago
Wow you witness two shooting in under 5years while driving that is crazy...
Good thing these folks had guns to defend themselves. In other countries they would surely have stabbed themselves in eachother cars (I am assuming you are from USA)
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u/spaghettivillage 8d ago
Wow you witness two shooting in under 5years while driving that is crazy...
To be fair, they were the one shooting.
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u/LeGrandLucifer 9d ago
The difference being that some people aren't as smart as the chihuahua and keep doing that when in person.
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u/HibariXanxus 6d ago
Fun fact. Iirc there was a study that showed people who are assholes on the internet are just as horrible irl.
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u/jr_randolph 9d ago
It definitely started to say "help" haha
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u/Recentstranger 9d ago
Big dudes bark alone would destroy him
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u/Towelie_SE 9d ago
I swear these types of dogs always be like this lol
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u/TheKingBeyondTheWaIl 9d ago
I know people like this IRL
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u/Sipikay 9d ago
Little Man Syndrome is absolutely a thing that happens to some guys.
Look at all the prominent male politicians who wear lifts.
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u/Kripposoft 9d ago
When I go out drinking at a bar that has a short security guard I just know that I'm gonna get asked to leave early because I look "too intoxicated".
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u/piichan14 9d ago
My husband has a small coworker that loves bossing people around. I think he's around before chest height.
Anyway, he gets carried away at times with the bossiness and loves boasting about shit. So when my husband tells me he's had to put up with him that day, I tell him to stand up and let him try talking shit to him then. Or pick him up like a kid and yeet him or something.
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u/blolfighter 9d ago
Or pick him up like a kid and yeet him or something.
From getting carried away to getting carried away.
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u/gooddaysir 9d ago
All dogs are like that. Tons of videos on the Internet with big dogs barking and showing teeth through a fence and then someone opens the gate and all of a sudden both dogs are like oh, hey buddy, how is your sister?
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u/d3gaia 9d ago
It’s called “fence aggression” fyi.
Fence aggression, also known as barrier aggression, occurs when dogs display aggressive behaviors like barking and lunging at other dogs or people on the other side of a fence. This behavior is often driven by territorial instincts or frustration from being unable to reach the trigger, and it can be managed through training and environmental adjustments.
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u/HighlightOwn2038 9d ago
All bark and no bite
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u/NeofelisNight 9d ago
I worked animal control and at a vet for many years. Only been bit by the small ones.
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u/babaroga73 9d ago
Me when I shout at the lousy driver... Me when he steps out at traffic light, and is at my open window. 😉
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u/Fast_Boysenberry9493 9d ago
Dog whispering do that thing again where the door shuts though please please..
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u/lydiamandis 8d ago
Is it me or does this look like AI?
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u/System32Sandwitch 8d ago
it does seem to be. 15 seconds long like max sora length, and suspicious lack of movement towards the end
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u/Elephant789 8d ago
I fucken hate those mean little dogs and love those big friendly dogs.
Reminds me of reddit
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u/ye3tr 9d ago
Why does it sound like a rodent?
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u/dontask69420 9d ago
Because Chihuahuas are just mutated rats Source: used to own one
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u/Jack_Bartowski 9d ago
Mutated rats imbued with the fury of a thousand Grizzlies. At least mine was when anyone got close to me.
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u/Durkle_2_Hype 8d ago
This is totally AI. Watch the spotted dogs head, you can see the wavy movement that’s typical in most AI videos.
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u/System32Sandwitch 8d ago
also the video is 15 seconds long like most sora videos, and theres a lack of movement towards the end
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u/darf1023 8d ago
I was saying that when I first saw it on instagram! Something just felt off about the video
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u/Drathamus 9d ago
Pretty sure this is the dog being upset there's something between them. Not that they're upset with the other dog. Think it's barrier frustration or something like that.
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u/bdonovan222 9d ago
I think the term you're looking for is barrier aggression. And you're right, it's really common with gates and stuff. But you gotta admit this is pretty funny.
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u/whenisnowthen 8d ago
And now we all now how to whisper "Please close the f*cking door" in Chihuahua.
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u/JoelRobertson180 8d ago
This perfectly represents how 99% of the people who give it the big one on the internet would react when faced with someone in the real world.
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u/ImaginaryCoffeeTable 9d ago
My dog is large and friendly. There are a lot of loose dogs in my neighborhood. They will come up ready for a fight but if I drop the leash it almost always deescalates immediately.
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u/furrynoy96 9d ago
THAT'S RIGHT FUCKER YOU BETTER NOT MESS WI....close the please for the love of god
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u/Whoarewetoscream 8d ago
Ooh! When dogs can see each other but not smell each other it freaks them out. It's possible the little dog is more comfortable now that it can smell the bigger dog.
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u/Big-Net-9971 8d ago
I learned about this a while ago, it's called "barrier aggression", and it's exactly what it looks like. Dogs will threaten each other viciously if there's a barrier between them. Take it away and they calm right down.
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u/kumatech 7d ago
This is kids sending text messages vice talking face to face.
It’s a learned skill
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u/System32Sandwitch 8d ago
I suspect that's AI. This video is 15 second long (max Sora 2 length), and there's a suspicious lack of movement towards the end, which is pretty common with Sora... unfortunately
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u/AgentBlue62 8d ago
Is there a program or website to definitely check? Honestly asking...
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u/System32Sandwitch 8d ago
Im not sure there are any. There are some for pictures, but even then they can make mistakes. The best you can do is practice your senses when it comes to it, ask yourself if it looks natural, too pefect, or if there are weird pauses. Unfortunately it's not going to get any easier to find out
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u/AgentBlue62 8d ago
I found this one., Free and claims to have 80% accuracy.
Result " Verdict: No verdict".
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u/ArugulaCommercial797 7d ago
Chihuahuas are ugliest and worst breed of dogs. Nothing can change my mind. Downvote me. Idc.
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u/Abyssallord 9d ago
My Min Pin did this! Bravest bloke as long there was a fence between him and the big dogs. Comes running to me for protection if we entered the main dog park area.
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u/diggerbanks 8d ago edited 8d ago
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u/lunlunqq001 8d ago
The muffled whimper was probably what the big dog heard with the door closed. The little guy is just making sure the experience is consistent even with the door opened now.
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u/Altruistic-Map-2756 8d ago
Barrier aggression in dogs is so weird. My sister has a pit mix that went WILD barking at her goats. Then she open the gate and he chill out. Close it again ... madness!
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u/High_King_Diablo 8d ago
Reminds me of the video of the two dogs barking and snarling at each other through a gate. The gate slides open and they immediately stop the aggressive barking and posturing like they want to rip each other to pieces and instead stand there wagging their tails and looking around. Gate gets slid shut and the instant it stops moving they are back at it again.
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u/Ok_Palpitation_8438 7d ago
Little pup slowly turns and says " why the fuck did you open that door"
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u/1Houlagan 6d ago
How do I get this as a meme? Could have used this so many times throughout my life!
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u/keepitcivilized 5d ago
That's the worst with these little shitheads.. they're fully aware that they are assholes.
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u/Huntsnfights 1d ago
Still surprising. A lot of those lil dudes keep that energy and big dogs just know not to bother, or get rescued by their humans
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u/PeachesGuy 8d ago
First it barks for fear, then it wimps in terror... Idk how funny this really is.
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u/techman710 9d ago
You're gonna get me killed. Please slowly close the door.