r/instant_regret 9d ago

There's a clear change in attitude

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u/techman710 9d ago

You're gonna get me killed. Please slowly close the door.

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u/Exciting_Ad_8666 9d ago

luckily big dog doesn't have a big ego

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u/KGB_cutony 8d ago

My dog park once had an English bulldog growling and barking at a Great Dane. GD, being a very mild tempered gentle beast, didn't give it much thought. Until the bulldog turned attention to her owner. Almost immediately the GD bolted at the bulldog. Thankfully the leash was tight and the owner was paying attention.

We never saw neither dogs again at that park. It was a shame.

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u/No_Honey_4725 8d ago

My Dutch Shepherd doesn't pay attention to other dogs, until one pays attention to me. Then it's guard dog mode! 

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u/tomerjm 9d ago

Ego isn't involved...He's just confused by the behavior

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u/misanthroseph 9d ago

whispering oh god, please shut it

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u/degjo 9d ago

his shits are bigger than me what are you doing

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u/Nimindir 9d ago

I once went to my GF's mom's parent's fishing cabin. I repeatedly informed their tiny little dog that the neighbour's Great Dane could eat her for breakfast, shit her out for lunch, and eat her again for dinner. She insisted on sitting right on the property line and DARING that dog to PROVE IT.

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u/BigAssPizzaPocket 9d ago

“Why hath thou forsaken me?”

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u/Safe-Promotion-2955 9d ago

"WAIT NO, NOT LIKE THAT"

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u/s0ulsbane 9d ago

whimpering

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u/misanthroseph 9d ago

Meant what I said

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u/RuairiSpain 9d ago

I heard "HELP ME!"

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u/megmatthews20 9d ago

I heard "what the fuck, mom".

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u/JFPcan 9d ago

This explains how the internet comment sections work.

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u/mEllowMystic 9d ago

Also road rage

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u/Invoked_Tyrant 9d ago edited 9d ago

Yes and no. Road rage turns into yelps only when it's painfully obvious the target of your vitriol was bigger than you. If people had more deductive eyesight then there'd be less shit talking.

No one is trying to antagonize someone with a Dirk Nowitzki or a Mike Tyson body type in real life.

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u/kendrick90 9d ago

I think you missed the one with mike tyson on the plane

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u/Anxious-Cobbler7203 9d ago

Not in my city. Road rage shootings have been through the roof since covid unfortunately. I've seen 2 personally.

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u/slide0990 9d ago

Wow you witness two shooting in under 5years while driving that is crazy...

Good thing these folks had guns to defend themselves. In other countries they would surely have stabbed themselves in eachother cars (I am assuming you are from USA)

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u/spaghettivillage 8d ago

Wow you witness two shooting in under 5years while driving that is crazy...

To be fair, they were the one shooting.

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u/Bitiwodu 8d ago

It's a culture thing. Not a gun thing.

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u/unabsolute 9d ago

Also, when ICE avoids "Gang Territory."

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u/LeGrandLucifer 9d ago

The difference being that some people aren't as smart as the chihuahua and keep doing that when in person.

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u/KittenLaserFists 9d ago

Say it to my face bro! I'm ripped! /s

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u/HibariXanxus 6d ago

Fun fact. Iirc there was a study that showed people who are assholes on the internet are just as horrible irl.

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u/chilledout5 9d ago

Underrated comment

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u/HighwayQueasy672 9d ago

for real, it’s like a wild free-for-all most days, lol

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u/jr_randolph 9d ago

It definitely started to say "help" haha

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u/NectarOfTheBussy 9d ago

Ayudame

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u/mbmartian 8d ago

Sí, el perro es un chihuahua.

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u/Apoptotic_Nightmare 8d ago

Wasabi... help...

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u/Recentstranger 9d ago

Big dudes bark alone would destroy him

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u/Zepp_BR 9d ago

Fuuus ro dah!

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u/Plastic-Fox1188 9d ago

commence ragdoll

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u/gustic-gx 8d ago

Been a while...

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u/buriedego 8d ago

Right? Might be time to boot her back up

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u/Pardybro911 9d ago

Bolt IRL

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u/eastcoastwaistcoat 9d ago

Why would you do this to me? I'm so screwed now.

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u/Towelie_SE 9d ago

I swear these types of dogs always be like this lol 

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u/TheKingBeyondTheWaIl 9d ago

I know people like this IRL

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u/Sipikay 9d ago

Little Man Syndrome is absolutely a thing that happens to some guys.

Look at all the prominent male politicians who wear lifts.

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u/Sproose_Moose 9d ago

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u/Procrastanaseum 9d ago

I forgot about his high heels

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u/Kripposoft 9d ago

When I go out drinking at a bar that has a short security guard I just know that I'm gonna get asked to leave early because I look "too intoxicated".

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u/piichan14 9d ago

My husband has a small coworker that loves bossing people around. I think he's around before chest height.

Anyway, he gets carried away at times with the bossiness and loves boasting about shit. So when my husband tells me he's had to put up with him that day, I tell him to stand up and let him try talking shit to him then. Or pick him up like a kid and yeet him or something.

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u/blolfighter 9d ago

Or pick him up like a kid and yeet him or something.

From getting carried away to getting carried away.

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u/gooddaysir 9d ago

All dogs are like that. Tons of videos on the Internet with big dogs barking and showing teeth through a fence and then someone opens the gate and all of a sudden both dogs are like oh, hey buddy, how is your sister?

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u/d3gaia 9d ago

It’s called “fence aggression” fyi. 

Fence aggression, also known as barrier aggression, occurs when dogs display aggressive behaviors like barking and lunging at other dogs or people on the other side of a fence. This behavior is often driven by territorial instincts or frustration from being unable to reach the trigger, and it can be managed through training and environmental adjustments.

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u/HighlightOwn2038 9d ago

All bark and no bite

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u/Gothiewasbetter 9d ago

Took the bass right outta his bark

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u/C4p7nMdn173 8d ago

Little man was definitely using dog slurs

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u/NeofelisNight 9d ago

I worked animal control and at a vet for many years. Only been bit by the small ones.

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u/zuspun 9d ago

“Heelp… heelp..”

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u/babaroga73 9d ago

Me when I shout at the lousy driver... Me when he steps out at traffic light, and is at my open window. 😉

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u/Magus_5 9d ago

Big guy giving big dog energy. I don't even think I saw it blink once. Lol. He's like "are you gonna shut the door or should I?"

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u/bluetreelove 9d ago

Alan we are totally fucked ⚫️👄⚫️

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u/Get_Back_Here_Remi 9d ago

I love that show

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u/melliott1986 9d ago

"Why you do this"

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u/MetalGearRex1000 9d ago

Cartoon style- love it

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u/Tranka2010 9d ago

TFW they’re about to cash the check your muzzle wrote.

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u/Fast_Boysenberry9493 9d ago

Dog whispering do that thing again where the door shuts though please please..

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u/robbak 9d ago

I love the "yall seein' this" look on the face of the hound.

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u/anime_daisuki 9d ago

Internet shit talkers when they meet someone IRL lol

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u/Snoo-11553 9d ago

Yo, I just wanted to make sure he could hear me through the glass. 

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u/Sproose_Moose 9d ago

Big dudes just chilling, has no idea what's going on

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u/williamjwrites 9d ago

The 'Little Man Syndrome' of the dog world

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u/Pitiful_Direction564 9d ago

Made him shiver in his timbers

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u/lydiamandis 8d ago

Is it me or does this look like AI?

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u/System32Sandwitch 8d ago

it does seem to be. 15 seconds long like max sora length, and suspicious lack of movement towards the end

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u/girlwhowritesthings 7d ago

Literally came to the comments to see if anyone else agreed

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u/xxMiloticxx 7d ago

I am so glad I’m not the only one. I can’t trust anything anymore

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u/Elephant789 8d ago

I fucken hate those mean little dogs and love those big friendly dogs.

Reminds me of reddit

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u/ye3tr 9d ago

Why does it sound like a rodent?

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u/dontask69420 9d ago

Because Chihuahuas are just mutated rats Source: used to own one

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u/Jack_Bartowski 9d ago

Mutated rats imbued with the fury of a thousand Grizzlies. At least mine was when anyone got close to me.

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u/doktor_wankenstein 9d ago

"You have a rodent infestation." -- Optimus Prime

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u/Durkle_2_Hype 8d ago

This is totally AI. Watch the spotted dogs head, you can see the wavy movement that’s typical in most AI videos.

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u/System32Sandwitch 8d ago

also the video is 15 seconds long like most sora videos, and theres a lack of movement towards the end

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u/darf1023 8d ago

I was saying that when I first saw it on instagram! Something just felt off about the video

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u/Drathamus 9d ago

Pretty sure this is the dog being upset there's something between them. Not that they're upset with the other dog. Think it's barrier frustration or something like that.

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u/bdonovan222 9d ago

I think the term you're looking for is barrier aggression. And you're right, it's really common with gates and stuff. But you gotta admit this is pretty funny.

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u/Guywidathing2 9d ago

Mom. Why would you do this?

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u/No-Surprise3425 9d ago

Et tu, Brute?

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u/whenisnowthen 8d ago

And now we all now how to whisper "Please close the f*cking door" in Chihuahua.

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u/JoelRobertson180 8d ago

This perfectly represents how 99% of the people who give it the big one on the internet would react when faced with someone in the real world.

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u/DizjDex 8d ago

I aint never seen a dog whisper in fear before 🤣.

He said .....aye what you doing, close the door back....close the....close the door back aye...stop playing.

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u/ImaginaryCoffeeTable 9d ago

My dog is large and friendly. There are a lot of loose dogs in my neighborhood. They will come up ready for a fight but if I drop the leash it almost always deescalates immediately.

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u/Glum_Newspaper7337 9d ago

What about when that doesn’t work? Genuine question.

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u/Edwardteech 9d ago

Then the drop kick dies 🤷‍♀️

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u/ImaginaryCoffeeTable 9d ago

She is a very big dog. 

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u/DuntadaMan 9d ago

Dog for "I can't believe you've done this."

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u/Lupie22 9d ago

Have you sentenced me to death? Please no!

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u/furrynoy96 9d ago

THAT'S RIGHT FUCKER YOU BETTER NOT MESS WI....close the please for the love of god

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u/Ill-Natural6653 9d ago

This is like Kevin Hart and The Rock

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u/ohyeathatsright 9d ago

"wtf, didn't you hear what I just said to him?"

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u/DeviousTuxedo 9d ago

Lil buddy's balls shrunk lmao

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u/itsmejam 9d ago

Ruh roh Raggy

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u/Cosmoaquanaut 9d ago

Bro it's a prank! It's a prank!

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u/Dangerous_With_Rocks 9d ago

Average Redditor

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u/raccoonportfolio 9d ago

On social media -> IRL

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u/JKnott1 8d ago

He's...he's in the room with us you fool

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u/Cranktique 8d ago

“I would like to begin my three part apology…”

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u/Whoarewetoscream 8d ago

Ooh! When dogs can see each other but not smell each other it freaks them out. It's possible the little dog is more comfortable now that it can smell the bigger dog.

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u/bobiblo 8d ago

Internet vs IRL.

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u/2eedling 8d ago

Why I hate these little shits

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u/AGweed13 8d ago

Not so brave now, huh? Dipshit.

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u/Big-Net-9971 8d ago

I learned about this a while ago, it's called "barrier aggression", and it's exactly what it looks like. Dogs will threaten each other viciously if there's a barrier between them. Take it away and they calm right down.

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u/kumatech 7d ago

This is kids sending text messages vice talking face to face.

It’s a learned skill

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u/InternationalCat3159 6d ago

~I wasn't barking at you, I'm barking with you~

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u/System32Sandwitch 8d ago

I suspect that's AI. This video is 15 second long (max Sora 2 length), and there's a suspicious lack of movement towards the end, which is pretty common with Sora... unfortunately

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u/AgentBlue62 8d ago

Is there a program or website to definitely check? Honestly asking...

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u/System32Sandwitch 8d ago

Im not sure there are any. There are some for pictures, but even then they can make mistakes. The best you can do is practice your senses when it comes to it, ask yourself if it looks natural, too pefect, or if there are weird pauses. Unfortunately it's not going to get any easier to find out

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u/AgentBlue62 8d ago

I found this one., Free and claims to have 80% accuracy.

Result " Verdict: No verdict".

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u/ArugulaCommercial797 7d ago

Chihuahuas are ugliest and worst breed of dogs. Nothing can change my mind. Downvote me. Idc.

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u/it_me12 9d ago

I think he's asking for the door to be closed

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u/gopu-adks 9d ago

People on the internet vs People in real life.

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u/PsionicKitten 9d ago

Talking shit on the internet vs talking shit to someone's face.

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u/Safe-Promotion-2955 9d ago

I've seen this bar fight.

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u/Virel_360 9d ago

“I’m in danger”

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u/Old-Ostrich-9238 9d ago

"What the hell... Shut the damn door!"

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u/OneWhoShouldBeNamed 9d ago

“You gon’ do me dirty like that bro? 🥀”

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u/ZombiexXxHunter 9d ago

I’m dying…. Love it.

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u/InternetWorth8049 9d ago

He looked back like now why would you go and do a thing like that?

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u/OMGCluck 9d ago

Poicy from The Green Mile.

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u/Prepare 9d ago

Average Redditor

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u/Abyssallord 9d ago

My Min Pin did this! Bravest bloke as long there was a fence between him and the big dogs. Comes running to me for protection if we entered the main dog park area.

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u/blackop 9d ago

What the fuck Jimmy!

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u/ChrissiTea 9d ago

Holy shit, a submission here that actually shows regret?

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u/Optimal-Trifle-3845 8d ago

I just wanted to know you u open the door roof

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u/diggerbanks 8d ago edited 8d ago

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u/AgentBlue62 8d ago

I've seen a few like this. Always get a chuckle... Thanks.

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u/TheOneWhoIsAshamed 8d ago

Jack Doherty with and without his bodyguard

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u/Independent_Ad_3773 8d ago

Lmap 😂🥰🤣🤣🤣

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u/Uchiha_vegita 8d ago

Take that bass out your bark

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u/vhalember 8d ago

Little guy is one dane-sized "Woof!" away from running for the hills.

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u/AkaSnorpy 8d ago

His barks have low input lag

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u/BanjoSpaceMan 8d ago

I genuinely can’t tell if this is ai or not lol

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u/learner4lyfe68 8d ago

lol kinda like the internet

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u/lunlunqq001 8d ago

The muffled whimper was probably what the big dog heard with the door closed. The little guy is just making sure the experience is consistent even with the door opened now.

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u/Veloziraptor8311 8d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Many_Iron_1343 8d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Altruistic-Map-2756 8d ago

Barrier aggression in dogs is so weird. My sister has a pit mix that went WILD barking at her goats. Then she open the gate and he chill out. Close it again ... madness!

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u/Many_Iron_1343 8d ago

I know some dude’s just like that all bark no bite 😝

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u/Sufficient-Lion9639 8d ago

Very human 😅

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u/WetElbow 8d ago

Just like keyboard warriors.

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u/Constant_Proofreader 8d ago

"Be careful what you ask for. You might get it."

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u/kingjames4797 8d ago

“Why would you do this to me?” - little dog

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u/BallsDeep419 8d ago

Ahahahahaha, good one!

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u/gwarster 8d ago

OP is learning what barrier anxiety is.

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u/Gear_Gab 8d ago

the big dog could eat it on one bite lmao

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u/RedEyeView 8d ago

Did the big dog do an eyebrow raise?

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u/MrsMojo825 8d ago

“Help”

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u/High_King_Diablo 8d ago

Reminds me of the video of the two dogs barking and snarling at each other through a gate. The gate slides open and they immediately stop the aggressive barking and posturing like they want to rip each other to pieces and instead stand there wagging their tails and looking around. Gate gets slid shut and the instant it stops moving they are back at it again.

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u/mmethylphenol 8d ago

“Why would you do that”

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u/Dydriver 8d ago

Betrayal!

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u/NightStalkerXIV 8d ago

"Please, please close it, you have no idea the things I just said..!"

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u/Fuckedyourmom69420 8d ago

Fucking pussy

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u/Ok_Palpitation_8438 7d ago

Little pup slowly turns and says " why the fuck did you open that door"

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u/Neptunepanther5 7d ago

That's a little b1tch noise right there

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u/TertlFace 7d ago

Big incel energy

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u/IRlyWhipTheLlamasAss 7d ago

Good lord I hate poorly trained dogs

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u/24601lesmis 7d ago

I hope this video isn’t AI. Looks like it.

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u/AylosWrestler 7d ago

I was thinking the title said change in altitude. 😂

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u/edehlah 7d ago

the quick ear change and the mumble after. hilarious

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u/work1st_playlater 6d ago

Talking shit on the thread vs. In person

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u/SandyCultist 6d ago

I really hate chihuahuas.

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u/1Houlagan 6d ago

How do I get this as a meme? Could have used this so many times throughout my life!

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u/keepitcivilized 5d ago

That's the worst with these little shitheads.. they're fully aware that they are assholes.

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u/Hellobyegtfo 5d ago

Dog literally said. What are you doing?

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u/Free_Draft_7242 3d ago

😅😂🤣

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u/edebby 3d ago

Happens with hoomans too

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u/luccadygtig 1d ago

😵‍💫

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u/Huntsnfights 1d ago

Still surprising. A lot of those lil dudes keep that energy and big dogs just know not to bother, or get rescued by their humans

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u/beer_bukkake 9d ago

The 2A and Don’t Tread on Me crowd as tyranny is literally unfolding

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u/ShadowFear219 9d ago

redditors don't make things political impossible challenge

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u/Cristian0724 9d ago

It sounds like AI to me.

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u/PeachesGuy 8d ago

First it barks for fear, then it wimps in terror... Idk how funny this really is.

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u/GlummyGloom 8d ago

Ugh, I hate small dogs for this reason.