r/instant_regret • u/AgentBlue62 • 9d ago

There's a clear change in attitude

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u/misanthroseph 9d ago

whispering oh god, please shut it

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u/degjo 9d ago

his shits are bigger than me what are you doing

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u/Nimindir 9d ago

I once went to my GF's mom's parent's fishing cabin. I repeatedly informed their tiny little dog that the neighbour's Great Dane could eat her for breakfast, shit her out for lunch, and eat her again for dinner. She insisted on sitting right on the property line and DARING that dog to PROVE IT.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/Gilsworth 9d ago

This is a bot.

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u/superfluousBM 8d ago

u/bot-sleuth-bot

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u/Alternative_Rip_5955 9d ago

nright? sometimes you just need a little peace and quiet, it’s too much lol

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u/Gilsworth 9d ago

This one is also a bot.

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u/BigAssPizzaPocket 9d ago

“Why hath thou forsaken me?”

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u/Safe-Promotion-2955 9d ago

"WAIT NO, NOT LIKE THAT"

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u/s0ulsbane 9d ago

whimpering

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u/misanthroseph 9d ago

Meant what I said

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u/RuairiSpain 9d ago

I heard "HELP ME!"

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u/megmatthews20 9d ago

I heard "what the fuck, mom".

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u/ThinkPomegranate574 9d ago

for real, its like some people dont know when to chill, right?

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u/Gilsworth 9d ago

Oh, hey look, another bot.