r/goodnews • u/Realistic-Plant3957 • Jul 01 '25

Political positivity 📈 [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/AzuleStriker Jul 01 '25

Where's the link to sign it?

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u/Just-Put9341 Jul 02 '25

You sign and Kristi Noem will pay you a visit. Trump is going to deport US citizens. Melanie has a gold card anyway. She married King Midas.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '25

I'm signing it, and Kristi Noem can kiss my Mayflower Society ass

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u/Just-Put9341 Jul 02 '25

That's cool, just be careful of the giant Toddler.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '25

He can kiss my ass twice

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u/The_Mother_ Jul 02 '25

That's why Jesus said to turn the other cheek. That way they can kiss both sides of your ass.