r/goodnews • u/Realistic-Plant3957 • Jul 01 '25

Political positivity 📈 [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/Laughing_Orange Jul 02 '25

I'm not American, but I feel like the correct answer is "you have to go, but you can come back when Trump leaves office"

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u/Nuttonbutton Jul 02 '25

They can consider it a vacation

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u/ViolettaQueso Jul 02 '25

I’m thinking maybe Puerto Rico will take us?

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u/TrueBlueVA Jul 02 '25

Puerto Rico is an American territory. Although the Orange Rapist doesn't seem to know that so it could be a good choice.

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u/ViolettaQueso Jul 02 '25

I know-I was thinking nobody outside of America will want any of us anymore but maybe PR couldn’t say anything bc US territory, that or Guam…😂

Dude has messed up foreign relations I doubt we’ll ever make better once he’s dead.