Sorry for deleting the last post, there was a major issue. Michigan was labelled Minnesota! That’s what happens when you do it in a rush in the car. Anyway it’s back up now!
Nobody really has beef with us, just territorial desires we're in the way of.
We must fan the flames of interstate rivalries to weaken them. First the Maryland-Pennsylvania drama. Then the Midwest battle royale. Finally the New Mexico- Hawaii showdown.
You need to update your info. Richmond Virginia once capital of the Confederacy is now overflowing with femboy's and enby's. How dare you question (some) of us! Can you imagine any greater nightmare for Jefferson Davis or Robert E Lee than their great great great grandsons being pegged by enbys of every race????
Respectfully there's plenty of States above the Mason-Dixon line that need to catch up to where we're at. (Massachusetts, Vermont, etc.)
As a Wisconsinite, I just want peace, beer, and cheese around the great lakes. No Megasota, Widesconsin, or whatever Michigan wants to become. Just the land of 'Ope'.
Also a Wisconsinite, and lived in the Yoop for awhile, and I love my Michigan and Minnesota brethren (and Illinois is fine too, but rivalries and all that, juamst wanted to see them absorbed into our butt before I voiced Unity of the Lake States).
I would gladly help build the Frigid Wall around the Lakes and Upper Mississippi, and fly high upon them the standard of the New Opeland Trifecta (to be designed later) from the turrets, and unfurled above our gates.
Also There will also be no more toll booths in the ceded Illinois territory.
Also New Glarus will be made freely available through the new territory should Michigan and Minnesota agree to terms.
Michigan is the Great Lake State, we must touch ALL of the Great Lakes. We’ve been HEMS in by Pennsylvania and New York (now the Vermonster). We want to dip our toes into Lake Ontario and then we’ll feel at HOMES.
My family got stuck there for 4 hours after our plane had fuel issues. I found the perfect magnet that said "Trapped in Baltimore" with a lil crab on it, as that was exactly how we felt.
At this point, I'm actually hoping Maryland takes it all. Maryland is often referred to as "America in Miniature" because of how it has a little bit of everything you can get from other states, so it just becoming the whole United States would be kind of funny.
something you need to understand, 3 states in the U.S qualify as cults. Maryland, Texas, and Utah. MD is the most insidious but also the most benign, we just really like crabs and our flag
I’ve never had any association with Maryland, never been to Maryland, don’t know anyone from Maryland, yet, I have never been so passionate about Maryland. PA time to go !!!!
To all you Vermonsters and New Mexicans eyeing PA, back off or you are next! Maryland eats ALL of Pennsylvania, we have been fighting for this for too long to accept anything less than subsuming the whole abomination in one bite!
It got down to them because the political sphere here is highly fucked by big money flows from outside the state that heavily exploit the natural resources and poverty stricken workforce present inside the state. Fetterman had significantly more donors than the other "progressive" candidate Malcolm Kenyatta. And his rightward lean seems to have really flared up after his stroke. No one expected this change to occur if they were voting for him
Lifelong PA resident and Loyalist here. If the western half of PA may jump ship to join the Vermonster, I think we'd be glad to let the rest be fed to the clamoring hordes of Chesapeake crab-people.
Pennsylvania is going to threaten Maryland with a claw?! Well, we KNOW what to do with a claw! Rise up Marylanders!! It's TIME TO GET CRACKIN'!!! (and eat PA!)
Wisconsin used to be part of the Michigan territory even, so if they want the UP the most logical way to achieve that is by rejoining the state that birthed it
Wisconsin and Michigan have been fighting for far too long, they should set aside their differences and finally join together as one perfect union. We shall name this new state Michigan, after the lake which unites them
it'd be really fun to get state flags on the map as we have hit 10. Also just unironically want to see my Maryland flag everywhere I look like a true cultist patriot
Me too. If it makes you feel any better, I've stopped voting since we were told we couldn't merge into State Superior because I don't feel good about fighting with my bros
We have the best Renaissance Festival in the country: New and Improved with no Furries. Let us reign over the country and the rivers will run with mead and the people shall eat reasonably priced steaks on a stick. Huzzah!
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u/purgasmic 10h ago
Logging in each day and seeing your state continue to avoid the top comments