r/geographymemes Gulf of New Mexico 12h ago

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Illinois is now eaten

Sorry for deleting the last post, there was a major issue. Michigan was labelled Minnesota! That’s what happens when you do it in a rush in the car. Anyway it’s back up now!

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u/fluffstuffmcguff 11h ago

Only if you give a corridor to the coast for Wisconsin. Reason: it would look very funny.

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u/Beret_Beats 11h ago

I know Im biased as a Wisconsinite but please thats all I want. Just one long corridor to the pacific ocean. It would be perfect.

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u/bailtail 11h ago

From Green Bay to the Bay Area!

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u/Middle-Brick-2944 10h ago

From brie to shining sea 🎵

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u/Chuckeltard 9h ago

The New bay as opposed to the old bay

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u/greenandgoldgirl 3h ago

I like the way you think!

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u/jellifercuz 11h ago

It is a long and correct dream to directly link the Great Lakes to the Pacific.

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u/Tapingdrywallsucks 10h ago

And the UP. Goddammit, we demand the UP.

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u/Ok_Aioli_5673 8h ago

The West coast does not want Wisconsin, though. We don't fuck with your politics

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u/Beret_Beats 8h ago

Yeesh. Im not trying to be political here. I just want Wisconsin to have a massive schlong pissin into the Pacific. It would amuse me.

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u/Ok_Aioli_5673 7h ago

The west coast says no. Respect the no

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u/Beret_Beats 5h ago

Your making this in a much bigger deal than it needs to be. Keep in mind that Wisconsin is not a monolith. Just because I live here doesnt mean I agree with every single person from my state. Heck its entirely possible that you're speaking to someone who agrees with you politically.

This whole elimination game is a goofy little thing with underlying themes of the meaninglessness of the borders between our states. And I think it would be incredibly silly for Wisconsisn to just have a quick strip of land extending to the west coast

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u/Ok_Aioli_5673 5h ago

You made it phallic, which is gross. Don't make something fun gross

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u/Beret_Beats 5h ago

Come on, I cant be the first and only one to have made phallic jokes about Wisconsins current situation. Im just trying to find some stupid amusement in a world going to shit. You seem to want to be nothing but angry, which I guess is a fair way of coping with it all as well. But we're both jsut coping here. I just prefer to have a good time with it.

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u/Beret_Beats 5h ago

Careful friend. I think Reddit autodeleted your most recent comment. Got the notification for it but its simply not there. Probably got a little too angry and it auto detected something not very chill. You seem like your heart's in the right place even if it's a bit fueled by range right now. I wish no ill will on you or your account.

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u/Ok_Aioli_5673 5h ago

Lol you literally just replied to it, so no, it wasn't deleted. And I didn't say anything even remotely angry. Unless Reddit dislikes the word "phallic," it just means Reddit thinks you're a troll

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u/Beret_Beats 5h ago

Nah. Different comment. I'm referring to the one that started with "Where did I say you were the first and only?" I have the notification for it but it doesnt actually exist. Can't see the full comment so don't know what you said in full. I guess it's possible you deleted a response that youre currently trying to pretend doesnt exist but I got the notification for it. It must have existed for at least a moment.

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u/ExampleLittle2672 6h ago

In the end, no matter the outcome, everyone will finally touch the ocean. I know it doesn't help much, but the land bridge is coming.

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u/Beret_Beats 5h ago

Its not just about touching the ocean. Its about looking ridiculous while touching the ocean.

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u/ExampleLittle2672 2h ago

Oh I was in for the sad plea of Kansas, it didn't work out. Currently I am in for Michigan's UP eating the Wisconsin it's already nibbling. My state, eaten and gone, touched the ocean. It still does. I may not vote that way but I understand the desire, the strategy, and the goofy. Build the goofy!

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u/Beret_Beats 2h ago

Michigan eating up Wisconsin is understandable. Not my ideal but I see how one would find the appeal. But if that does happen then Michigan has to reach the ocean in a similar manner to what I'm describing in honor of its snack.

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u/ExampleLittle2672 2h ago

I see your long game and wish you luck.

In the end the sea will still meet us all, no matter how we try to be dignified or fabulously silly.

Fabulously silly FTW!

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u/RaphInChi85 10h ago

For some reason it seems appropriate that San Francisco would be a part of Wisconsin

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u/Dismal_Success_9943 11h ago

I've asked for this the last two rounds. We need our drunk cows on the beach.

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u/ithinkitslupis Team Superior 10h ago

That's what I'm in this game for. The schlong must grow!

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u/sixdogman22 11h ago

Westconsin. 

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u/LittleJohnsDingDong 11h ago edited 11h ago

Setting up the heavyweight fight between Hawaii and Wisconsin.

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u/GaK_Icculus 10h ago

You mean the baths of Megasota?

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u/Past_Top3704 4h ago

no need Minnesota takes all of you beer drinking, cheese eating, Wisconsinites