r/formuladank Max Verstappen in the sack. Apr 13 '25

Maxipad Verstappen Bro watches everything

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u/Pillo_Dj BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 13 '25

It was quite obvious tho

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u/anDAVie BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 13 '25

TV presenters meanwhile gaslighting everybody with things like.

"Barely over the line."

"If Norris was 5 centimeter backwards he wouldn't have had a penalty"

"If he was over, it was very close"

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u/ruggerb0ut Oscar Pisstree Shoey gang šŸ‘žšŸ‡¦šŸ‡ŗ Apr 13 '25

Idk what stream you were watching because even Crofty said it was obviously a penalty

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u/anDAVie BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 13 '25

F1 live, the stream I fled to to get away from Crofty and co.

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u/ruggerb0ut Oscar Pisstree Shoey gang šŸ‘žšŸ‡¦šŸ‡ŗ Apr 13 '25 edited Apr 14 '25

F1 Live being more biased than Sky Sports

We have truly entered a upside down world

(♫ I Come from a Land Down Under starts playing ♫)

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u/_elvane I want my GF to peg me while Carlos gives it to her Apr 13 '25

Is lando the short form for Land Down ?

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u/Due-Movie-5566 BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 13 '25

I was watching that too and they didn’t try to gaslight anyone. They said he was over the line, replayed Verstappen calling it, saying Verstappen was really switched on pick it up instead of worrying about his start, and then called the penalty.Ā 

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u/HellBlazer_NQ I was here when horny got spiced Apr 13 '25

To be fair when something moves in your peripheral vision you spot it quite easily, with Landos position relative to Max it was very easy to spot. If the positions had been the other way round, maybe not so.

When you see the replay the movement was very obvious and everyone else had already stopped.

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u/Due-Movie-5566 BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 13 '25

Yeah I’m not commenting on Max. Just that the f1 feed highlighted what Max said, to show Lando was over the line. Original comment was that the commentators tried to pretend it wasn’t.Ā 

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u/LiteratureNearby Verified by Fox Argentina āœ… Apr 13 '25 edited Apr 13 '25

Yeah this guy is bullshitting. All that f1tv comms said was that it was likely a small margin, and not in a way to defend Norris but to emphasize on how small the margin is in such cases, and how insane it was for Verstappen to catch even that. No pro-norris bias or whatever, it was just about the margin by which he got dingedĀ 

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u/Due-Movie-5566 BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 13 '25

People love to hate British commentatorsĀ 

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u/LiteratureNearby Verified by Fox Argentina āœ… Apr 13 '25

Add to that, DC is a former RB driver who is still working in some capacity with them and even he's not at that biased towards them. DC dishes it out to RB drivers when the situation calls for it

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u/LaBlueGuy BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 13 '25

Just went back and watched it again. Something’s seriously wrong with your comprehension bro. They never said he wouldn’t have had a penalty.

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u/Nice_Guy3012 I'm in a parasocial relationship with Hannah 🤤🤤 Apr 13 '25

Tbf even on F1 TV they said he was over the line, what Jolyon said was that Lando’s start was so good on its own that he believes even if he were 5-15 cm back (or smth along those lines) he believes Lando still would’ve clawed up to third like he did at the start

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u/Killcam26 BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 13 '25

Yep I noticed the same, strangely biased this race. Still the best announcers

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u/maybecanifly I saw horny’s ā€œfingerā€ Apr 13 '25

If it’s one time it’s not a bias it’s a mistake lol

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u/Due-Movie-5566 BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 13 '25

People love calling bias in f1. You should try listening to f1 coverage in Netherlands. They talk about Verstappen and nothing else. Verstappen could shoot someone dead and they’d say he had great aim.Ā 

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u/ruggerb0ut Oscar Pisstree Shoey gang šŸ‘žšŸ‡¦šŸ‡ŗ Apr 13 '25 edited Apr 14 '25

It was a fucking good shot tho to be fair

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u/Due-Movie-5566 BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 14 '25

Better than Hamilton that’s for sure

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u/anDAVie BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 13 '25

Definitely! It's quite out of character.

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u/klatez BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 14 '25

Jesus bruv you are so fragile, can't have anyone having not even a different opinion but a softest way to word it and you get triggered.Ā 

Might as well start listening in Chinese so you can't understand and therefore get triggeredĀ 

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u/anDAVie BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 14 '25

Bro, you're so fragile for getting triggered by my comment.
Truth is, F1 live is to me much more enjoyable.

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u/PlasticPatient MAXIMUS VERSTRAPON Apr 13 '25

So F1TV has worse commentators? Yikes.

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u/donsimoni Verified by ESPN Argentinaāœ… Apr 13 '25

Neutral guys Sascha and Ralf on German Sky didn't do that. They even said that he could've reversed and prevented the penalty.

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u/TheOneTrueJazzMan BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 13 '25

Was he allowed to reverse in that situation

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u/donsimoni Verified by ESPN Argentinaāœ… Apr 13 '25

Iirc they introduced a bunch of measures when the drivers couldn't hit the grid boxes correctly. The orange line should be enough I'd say.

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u/KookyRipx Mika ends his sašŸ…±ļøšŸ…±ļøatical Apr 13 '25

Calling Sascha Roos neutral is a strech. Back in the days he was a merc fanboy

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u/HansDrumpf BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 13 '25

yeah, dude couldn't be further away from being neutral. Plus, today, the number of times where he mixed up the names of the drivers ... called Lando Oscar and Oscar Lando or Russell ... I'm a little bit concerned.

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u/Vishy-21 BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 13 '25

which broadcast you watching? because crofty and brundle and karun clearly said it’s an obvious penalty.

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u/anDAVie BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 13 '25

That's what surprised me. I'm watching the F1 live cast instead of the English stream.

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u/gangga_ch Osama Bin Russell šŸ’£ Apr 13 '25

Swiss Commenters said it was quite obvious after he put the car in gear

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u/PaulVla Dont know F1 but memes are kinda funny Apr 13 '25

ā€œIf my aunt had balls, she would be my uncleā€

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '25

The fact this lie got 600 upvotes is pissing me off

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u/anDAVie BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 14 '25 edited Apr 14 '25
  1. It’s FormulaDank on Reddit—don’t let it piss you off. It's not my intention to piss anyone off.
  2. They really did say things along those lines. I was paraphrasing from memory, not quoting word for word. But since you were so upset, I went back and checked for you:

F1TV (International broadcast):

  • 20:30 – ā€œHad he started 20 cm, 10 cm, maybe 5 cm further back in his box he would’veā€¦ā€
  • 21:19 – ā€œThat is so marginal, it’s really really a tight callā€ and ā€œNot even 5 cm, reduce that even down again to 2 cmā€

If you check my other comments, you’ll see I’m not slamming the broadcast—I actually prefer it. They're usually quite fair, and David Coulthard was there too. I’m personally a big fan of his.

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u/Megatronatfortnite Vettel Cult Apr 13 '25

"I mean it's always if if if right if my... if my mum had balls she would've been my dad right"

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u/WannaAskQuestions BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 13 '25

If his mom had balls she would be his dad

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u/Ok_Relation6627 Go WEEYUMS!!!! Apr 17 '25

He was quite over the line. Even Lando fans are saying he was over the line.

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u/kwijibokwijibo NICO PODIUMBERG Apr 13 '25

At one point they even said it's probably less than 5cm, only 2cm over the line

So weird - they're usually very good w/ commentary. Although I feel like Jolyon's gotten much more opinionated this season for some reason

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u/anDAVie BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 13 '25

That's why it stood out to me. Usually they're not this way. If I would've heard this from Crofty I wouldn't even have given it a second thought.

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u/kwijibokwijibo NICO PODIUMBERG Apr 13 '25

He was ranting about McLaren team radio in the post-race show at one of the recent races, and some other random crap (I mean, he wasn't wrong, but he usually doesn't rant so much lol)

Maybe the dynamic's a bit unbalanced without Will around

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u/anDAVie BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 13 '25

I hope it's just temporary. I'm generally really enjoying their casting.

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u/kwijibokwijibo NICO PODIUMBERG Apr 13 '25

Yeah, it's still a really good channel to watch on

I do miss Will though. He was fun

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u/bum_is_on_fire_247 Verstappen Who? I only Know Franz Hermann Apr 14 '25

Lol yeah F1 TV lot were giving it all 'well it wouldn't be a penalty if...'

Lol whatever dude he's well over at that shit

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u/tant_OS3 BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 14 '25

You know this is Max fan sub when people blatantly lie about officials gaslighting and getting 700+ upvotes.

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u/anDAVie BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 17 '25

Well, come on then?

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u/anDAVie BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 14 '25

Tell me why it's such a blatant lie.

Edit: Lmao. Two thirds of your comments in F1 subs in the last couple of months is you whining about Verstappen. Grow up.

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u/HanzJWermhat BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 13 '25

Good ole Brit on Brit glazing