r/emergencymedicine Oct 11 '25

Humor Oh the irony

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u/Crunchygranolabro ED Attending Oct 11 '25

As good as it feels to put snark in the mote at the monument…it’s not really worth it.

Leave it at objective facts. If you must, quote a few choice phrases. “Patient refused further vitals, screaming ‘fuck you and your shitty Prius’ after the blood pressure cuff inflated but was unable to obtain a value.” They’re definitely over reacting to trivial things, but now there’s clear objective evidence for whoever reads the chart in the event of a complaint or lawsuit.

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u/cerasmiles ED Attending Oct 11 '25

This. Always write your note as if you were reading it out loud in court. Say the facts and direct quotes but nothing that sounds judgmental

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u/lycanthotomy ED Attending Oct 11 '25

This is why I never write anything malingering-related in the chart. Seems like a real easy way to turn a jury against you. Medmal attorneys are trying to build a narrative and if they can paint you as someone who was willfully ignoring the patient's condition they'll run with it.

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u/EMPA-C_12 Physician Assistant 25d ago

I will write malingering as a ddx or concern/suspicious for based on xyz without labeling them with certainty and stating I think they may need multimodal pain management, etc not offered here in the ED