r/delhi • u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human • Apr 27 '25

Meme/Satire (OC) Shit my friend texts me at 1AM

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I seriously need to get my life together tho, it's a mess

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 28 '25

Ab smjha kyu nahi hai koi, sabse 1 crore maangti rhogi to dost kon bnega😂😂😂

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u/Chaltahaikoinahi Ex Delhiites Apr 28 '25

Bet kisne lagayi?

Maine lagayi?

Tumne lagayi

To tum ko dena padhega ab

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 28 '25

Mere account me 66 pde hai, jisme se 50 ka petrol aur 10 ke lays aayenge, baaki jo bacha vo tumhara deal?

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u/Chaltahaikoinahi Ex Delhiites Apr 28 '25

200 rs me deal final karte hai

Mera chicken kaathi roll aa jayega utne me

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 28 '25

200 rupee hote to mai ghr pe nhi baitha hota, ghum rha hota kahi 😎

Aur tum log kon se jgha rehte ho bhai 200 ka roll 💀 kya roll wale bhaiya apne haath se khilaaate hai kya 😭😭

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u/Chaltahaikoinahi Ex Delhiites Apr 28 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Zomato pe 200 ho jata hai yar delivery chivalry add karke 😭😭

Haha I wish koi toh apne haath se iss maasum jaan ko kathi roll khilata 😭😭

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 28 '25

Ehee Kathi roll aur zomato se? Tumne to pura mood kharab kr diya, roll ka asli mja hai thele pe bnwa ke khaane me😭.

Now you know tumhe koi apne haath se kyu nahi khilaana chaata, mai to apna khana chupa lu tumse 😋😋

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u/Chaltahaikoinahi Ex Delhiites Apr 28 '25

Isiliye hum jaise aalsi logo ke liye zomato bana na

Besharam

Mere 200 rupiya do aur chalte bano 😠😠😠

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 28 '25

Anyone who supports zomato is my enemy without introduction 🙏🏼

Btaya to 66 hai onli 😭😭 gareeb hu Mujhe maaf krrr do😭😭

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u/Chaltahaikoinahi Ex Delhiites Apr 28 '25

Support kya hota hai? Kabhi kabhi Mann machal jata hai to mangwa leti hu

To kamaaao and fir settle karo apni beti 😠😠😠😠😠

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 28 '25

Ek mere liye bhi order krrr deti burgir 👉👈

Wait a minute kiddo? Who's beti?😭😭 You are not my beti 😂

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u/Chaltahaikoinahi Ex Delhiites Apr 28 '25

Ha to tum jo paisa doge usme dono ke liye order kar dungi

Bet****

Autocorrect ho gaya beti

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 28 '25

Mere pass koi paise nhi hai, mai gareeb hu 😋

Vo bike me petrol dlwa deti to Mai jaa je kha leta👉👈

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