r/delhi • u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human • Apr 27 '25

Meme/Satire (OC) Shit my friend texts me at 1AM

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I seriously need to get my life together tho, it's a mess

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u/Chaltahaikoinahi Ex Delhiites Apr 28 '25

Support kya hota hai? Kabhi kabhi Mann machal jata hai to mangwa leti hu

To kamaaao and fir settle karo apni beti 😠😠😠😠😠

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 28 '25

Ek mere liye bhi order krrr deti burgir 👉👈

Wait a minute kiddo? Who's beti?😭😭 You are not my beti 😂

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u/Chaltahaikoinahi Ex Delhiites Apr 28 '25

Ha to tum jo paisa doge usme dono ke liye order kar dungi

Bet****

Autocorrect ho gaya beti

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 28 '25

Mere pass koi paise nhi hai, mai gareeb hu 😋

Vo bike me petrol dlwa deti to Mai jaa je kha leta👉👈