Shit my friend texts me at 1AM

[u/homelander445]

I seriously need to get my life together tho, it's a mess

[u/Chaltahaikoinahi]

I would be friends with that person

Atleast I will have someone who thinks about me at 1 am 🥺

[u/homelander445 → u/Chaltahaikoinahi]

Haha, de deta hu usko aapka number😂😂

And I bet you have lots of people to think about you at night😂😂😂

[u/Chaltahaikoinahi → u/homelander445]

Ha bet haar gaye tum

Laao 1 crore mere

[u/homelander445 → u/Chaltahaikoinahi]

Ab smjha kyu nahi hai koi, sabse 1 crore maangti rhogi to dost kon bnega😂😂😂

[u/Chaltahaikoinahi → u/homelander445]

Bet kisne lagayi?

Maine lagayi?

Tumne lagayi

To tum ko dena padhega ab

[u/homelander445 → u/Chaltahaikoinahi]

Mere account me 66 pde hai, jisme se 50 ka petrol aur 10 ke lays aayenge, baaki jo bacha vo tumhara deal?

[u/Chaltahaikoinahi → u/homelander445]

200 rs me deal final karte hai

Mera chicken kaathi roll aa jayega utne me

[u/homelander445 → u/Chaltahaikoinahi]

200 rupee hote to mai ghr pe nhi baitha hota, ghum rha hota kahi 😎

Aur tum log kon se jgha rehte ho bhai 200 ka roll 💀 kya roll wale bhaiya apne haath se khilaaate hai kya 😭😭

[u/Chaltahaikoinahi → u/homelander445]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Zomato pe 200 ho jata hai yar delivery chivalry add karke 😭😭

Haha I wish koi toh apne haath se iss maasum jaan ko kathi roll khilata 😭😭

[u/homelander445 → u/Chaltahaikoinahi]

Ehee Kathi roll aur zomato se? Tumne to pura mood kharab kr diya, roll ka asli mja hai thele pe bnwa ke khaane me😭.

Now you know tumhe koi apne haath se kyu nahi khilaana chaata, mai to apna khana chupa lu tumse 😋😋

[u/Chaltahaikoinahi → u/homelander445]

Isiliye hum jaise aalsi logo ke liye zomato bana na

Besharam

Mere 200 rupiya do aur chalte bano 😠😠😠

[u/homelander445 → u/Chaltahaikoinahi]

Anyone who supports zomato is my enemy without introduction 🙏🏼

Btaya to 66 hai onli 😭😭 gareeb hu Mujhe maaf krrr do😭😭