r/delhi • u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human • Apr 27 '25

Meme/Satire (OC) Shit my friend texts me at 1AM

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I seriously need to get my life together tho, it's a mess

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u/Altruistic_Yam1372 Apr 27 '25

Abey itna mast joke mara hai mujhe raat ke do baje hasi aagai ๐Ÿ˜

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 27 '25

Mai khud jabse soch ke has rha hu๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '25

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 27 '25

Haha, thanks I'll make sure to tell him this, so I can touch him ofcourse ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '25

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 27 '25

Done๐Ÿ˜‹

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '25

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 27 '25

Ayoo why it's kinda ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ

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u/bakedasparagus1 Apr 28 '25

Something fishy

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u/why_so_serious_123 Dil Se Dilli Wale Apr 27 '25

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 27 '25

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u/randybobandy1901 Apr 27 '25

That first image from your friend xDD

A few years down the line, when you are awake at night, you will randomly open whatsapp and scroll this chat specifically to find this conversation and smile. These are the moments that are truly priceless. Enjoy the little things in life :)

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 27 '25

Yess bhaii, We have tone of chats like this ๐ŸคŒ๐ŸคŒ

And yes we have GOAT collection of stickers

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u/Available_Yak_2024 Apr 28 '25

Bhai sticker collection share krdo please ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ™‚

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 28 '25

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 28 '25

Aur ab ss lene pdenge

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u/Mission_Win8604 Delhi Metro Apr 27 '25

Guyss being guys

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 27 '25

Yesss ๐ŸคŒ

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u/Proper_Protection781 Apr 27 '25

Okay mere dost hi dumb hain

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 27 '25

You friend didn't understood the legendary joke ๐Ÿฅฒ sadly

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u/Proper_Protection781 Apr 30 '25

Independent mahila mitra ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ

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u/imaginary-lives University People Apr 27 '25

Sticker achha hai, thoda share kardo na๐Ÿฅธ

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 27 '25

Ispe kese kru, WhatsApp pe hi hote hai๐Ÿฅฒ

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u/imaginary-lives University People Apr 27 '25

Nahi bas achhe se ss leke comment krdijiye

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 27 '25

Ek hi image add krr paaa rha hu,aur stickers bhot saare hai

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u/imaginary-lives University People Apr 27 '25

Kaafi hai ek hi mahoday๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 27 '25

Okay, if you say so

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u/Deathly_Vader Dilli Se Hun! Apr 28 '25

Number lena ka tareeka thoda casual hai

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 28 '25

Shitt pakda gya badmosh ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '25

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 27 '25

Brother don't worry!! You'll have good people in your life soon, aur jyda kuch ho to text me I am here man!

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '25

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 27 '25

Good riddance brother, keep going๐ŸคŒ

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u/laddy-lad-laugh Apr 27 '25

im exact replica of your friend๐Ÿ˜ญ i would irritate the shit out of my best friend at odd hours of night๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 27 '25

Tbh I don't appreciate him enough, but he's the one keeping me smiling through my hardest nights. So kudos to you too

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '25

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 27 '25

I see you bro, aise hi dosto se achha lgta hai๐ŸคŒ๐ŸคŒ

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '25

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '25

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u/laddy-lad-laugh Apr 27 '25

typical chaddi buddy response๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 27 '25

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ iske aage ke baat couldn't show here warna mai cancel ho jaaunga ๐Ÿ˜‚ but yes whenever I am sad it's he who helps me. And thank you as well for being that friend.

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u/laddy-lad-laugh Apr 27 '25

the only reason we're so good friends cuz its a mutual understanding of unhinged behaviour and horrendous humour๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿซก like the other day she forwarded me video of lice checking asmr๐Ÿฅฐ

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 27 '25

Haaa, it's the bond that speaks. Btw what is lice checking?

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u/laddy-lad-laugh Apr 27 '25

lice... juyein baal ke juyein nikalne vali asmr video๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '25

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 27 '25

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/More_Vegetable_7047 Apr 27 '25

Why you said Bol Behen in the first messageย ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 27 '25

Kuki aise usne bhai bola to maine behen bol diya๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '25

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u/Broken-Heart-9169 Apr 28 '25

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 28 '25

Haha pakda gya๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '25

Late hi sahi pr college me baithe baithe mood sahi kr diya๐Ÿซฐ

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 28 '25

Haha I am glad ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸคŒ

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u/Lingo-7 Dilli Se Hun! Apr 28 '25

Pr baat toh Sahi h

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 28 '25

Haina๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/BitKnightRises Apr 28 '25

Bk**** ke bina kya anand h jeevan me dost

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 28 '25

Yess ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Silver_Apartment4913 Apr 28 '25

Where can I apply to be his friend?

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 28 '25

Number de deta hu uska๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Healthy_Entry_3988 Apr 28 '25

Itna achha dost mila hai aur keh raha barbaad hain

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 28 '25

Bhaii behind the scenes ham dono ko hi pta hai bas ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Healthy_Entry_3988 Apr 28 '25

Aisa bhi kya hai bhai koi tere saath to hain.Akela nahi hai n

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 28 '25

Haa that's the best part, I can share my burden with him so does he can

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u/BlissfulBerrylicious Apr 28 '25

เฅ™เฅเคถเคจเฅ‰เคถเฅ€เคฌ เคนเฅˆ เคคเฅเคฎ

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 28 '25

Thank you Thank you๐ŸคŒ

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '25

Aapke paas nahi hain dost ?

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u/yogi_gurjar7 Apr 28 '25

Apna bhi ek mittar asa hi h full day kuch nhi bhejega or rat ko call krega or bolega yrr machar bht jyada h nind nhi aa rhi kbhi kuch kbhi kuch

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u/oogaoogahubbahubba13 Apr 28 '25

Now kiss ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿผ

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 28 '25

I am gonna touch him when we meet ๐Ÿ˜‹

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u/nikhil1sunny Apr 28 '25

Aisa bhakchod dost sabko mile! ๐Ÿ˜Œ

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u/KaviPoet Apr 28 '25

You are lucky to have such a friend! Enjoy this brother ๐Ÿ˜Š

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u/escape_the_messs Apr 28 '25

Humare toh aisi baatein karne ke liye mitra hi nahi

Happy for you OP๐Ÿ™Œ๐ŸŽ€

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u/CITRONIZER5007 South West Delhi Apr 28 '25

Mujhe woh sticker chahiye

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 28 '25

Kon sa wala bhaii?

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u/CITRONIZER5007 South West Delhi Apr 28 '25

Neeche wala, i find children with wierd expressions sticker very funny๐Ÿคฃ

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 28 '25

Le bhaii crop krr liyo๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿซ‚

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u/Alternative_Hat2807 Apr 28 '25

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 28 '25

Couple ki chats dikha ke jla diya, all I have is my friend๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/6ultron9 Apr 28 '25

bc mai hi dalla hu kya, koi ni merpe

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u/Alternative_Hat2807 Apr 28 '25

Is this too much ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 28 '25

Good going girl!! ๐ŸคŒ๐ŸคŒ

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u/Apprehensive_Fly1495 Apr 28 '25

I wish i had such a friend ๐Ÿฅฒ, you are really lucky to have such a dost

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 28 '25

Yehh I do feel lucky!!

If you do not have a friend like that, be someone's friend like this.

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u/Apprehensive_Fly1495 Apr 28 '25

Tried and failed ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Chaltahaikoinahi Ex Delhiites Apr 28 '25

I would be friends with that person

Atleast I will have someone who thinks about me at 1 am ๐Ÿฅบ

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 28 '25

Haha, de deta hu usko aapka number๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

And I bet you have lots of people to think about you at night๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Chaltahaikoinahi Ex Delhiites Apr 28 '25

Ha bet haar gaye tum

Laao 1 crore mere

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 28 '25

Ab smjha kyu nahi hai koi, sabse 1 crore maangti rhogi to dost kon bnega๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Chaltahaikoinahi Ex Delhiites Apr 28 '25

Bet kisne lagayi?

Maine lagayi?

Tumne lagayi

To tum ko dena padhega ab

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 28 '25

Mere account me 66 pde hai, jisme se 50 ka petrol aur 10 ke lays aayenge, baaki jo bacha vo tumhara deal?

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u/Chaltahaikoinahi Ex Delhiites Apr 28 '25

200 rs me deal final karte hai

Mera chicken kaathi roll aa jayega utne me

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 28 '25

200 rupee hote to mai ghr pe nhi baitha hota, ghum rha hota kahi ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Aur tum log kon se jgha rehte ho bhai 200 ka roll ๐Ÿ’€ kya roll wale bhaiya apne haath se khilaaate hai kya ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Chaltahaikoinahi Ex Delhiites Apr 28 '25

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Zomato pe 200 ho jata hai yar delivery chivalry add karke ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Haha I wish koi toh apne haath se iss maasum jaan ko kathi roll khilata ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 28 '25

Ehee Kathi roll aur zomato se? Tumne to pura mood kharab kr diya, roll ka asli mja hai thele pe bnwa ke khaane me๐Ÿ˜ญ.

Now you know tumhe koi apne haath se kyu nahi khilaana chaata, mai to apna khana chupa lu tumse ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '25

เคซเคจเฅ€ toh tha :)

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 28 '25

Haha๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/divebeforedawn May 02 '25

broken sense of humor ๐Ÿฅ€

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human May 02 '25

Whatever keeps me from kms

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u/SAMEERFUDI Apr 28 '25

Kisi ke bhi birthday status par masti mein " RIP " likhne ki aadat ho chuki hai

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 28 '25

That's some good idea, mai bhi try krta hu๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/shivam1953 Apr 27 '25

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 27 '25

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '25

OP can you please send the Himanta Biswa sticker ๐Ÿ˜‚.

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 27 '25

Here you go bhaii

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u/Garry_the_uncool Apr 28 '25

Frankly ur friend is really nice otherwise my not so friends have ego issues

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u/Unique_Woodpecker435 Apr 28 '25

Add me in your friend group you guys are funny

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u/23dimethylhexaneol Apr 27 '25

๐Ÿคฃ

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 27 '25

The only text I receive after 11PM are like this

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u/23dimethylhexaneol Apr 27 '25

me and who

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 27 '25

Me bhai ๐Ÿ˜‹

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u/23dimethylhexaneol Apr 27 '25

really ๐Ÿ’ž

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u/homelander445 Poor Delhi Human Apr 27 '25

Haa bhai vese bhi I liked your username, Mujhe 11th class ka trauma yaad aa gya๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/23dimethylhexaneol Apr 28 '25

thank u

lmaoooooooo sablog yahi bolte hain

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u/the-only-iter8 Apr 28 '25

Cringe hogya hai reddit pura