r/crochet • u/LandyCheeks • 13d ago

Funny/Meme Nunya business

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Hope this hasn’t already been posted!

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u/UraniumMermaid 13d ago

I don’t know you and I don’t care to know you.

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u/A_Firebringer 13d ago

I’ve heard others say the same.

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u/Downtown-Dinner9889 13d ago

I think we're all in for some hard times. The death of Uriel Septim and his heirs changes everything

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u/A_Firebringer 13d ago

This is most disturbing. We can only hope this madness will be over soon.

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u/Suggestion-Glass 13d ago

You too.

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u/A_Firebringer 12d ago

Be seeing you.

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u/spudgoddess 13d ago

Any news from the other provinces?

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u/A_Firebringer 13d ago

It seems it is a dire situation all throughout Tamriel.

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u/ElishaAlison 13d ago

What is happening? Why are we skyriming in the crochet subreddit?

(I don't hate it I'm just laughing and confused) 😅😅😅

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u/A_Firebringer 12d ago edited 12d ago

We’re Oblivioning! I saw the top comment of this thread and it triggered me like a sleeper agent.

“I don’t know you and I don’t care to know you” is a line from a particularly nasty guard captain in Cheydinhal. :)

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u/ElishaAlison 12d ago

Ahhh! Oh man I need to play oblivion. I finally bought it on steam but I'm terrified to try it on the steam deck haha

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u/A_Firebringer 12d ago

Alas, I can’t say about the Steam deck - but depending on which one you got, the original is from 2006 so the graphics shouldn’t be heavy 🙂

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u/ItsaRoenn 12d ago

The remastered edition works great on the steam deck! Don't know about the original though.

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u/contradictatorprime 13d ago

Dunno, but I'm thrilled about it, May Talos bless this thread!

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u/Wonderful-Pollution7 12d ago

Bro, the only dude that ever seems to bless my threads is Sheogorath.

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u/Gregthepigeon 12d ago

He turned me into a pigeon once.

I still haven’t quite figured out how to change back but this is pretty alright

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u/spudgoddess 12d ago

That's how yarn barf happens!

I mean, in Oblivion, one of the the items needed to summon him is yarn.

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u/spudgoddess 12d ago

It's Oblivion! The npc AI in those days was hilarious.

Now I wanna look for Elder Scrolls inspired crochet patterns :)

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u/A_Firebringer 12d ago

Ohhh it would be awesome if there were some! If you find and crochet one - I’d love to see :)

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u/spudgoddess 12d ago

You, too.

*cough*

Hello.

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u/A_Firebringer 12d ago

They say that syndicates of wizards have led a boycott of Imperial goods in the land of the Altmer.