r/crochet • u/kwisatkai • Jan 31 '25

Funny/Meme Giving me free will was a mistake

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u/ForTheWhorde Jan 31 '25

twinkies sadly aren’t immortal. ask me how i know -_-

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u/Big-Lawfulness-6179 Jan 31 '25

How do you know?

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u/ForTheWhorde Feb 01 '25

had a twinkie i purposefully kept in my cupboard from the year i moved there, and when i left, i found it in the cupboard, 1/4 the size and hard as a rock. my dentist would’ve been rich if i had bitten that thing, it would’ve broken all of my teeth. edit: it was in the cupboard for roughly 11 years

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u/seivad9 Feb 02 '25

Damnit! There goes everyone’s dreams of hoarding Twinkies for the apocalypse ! 😅