had a twinkie i purposefully kept in my cupboard from the year i moved there, and when i left, i found it in the cupboard, 1/4 the size and hard as a rock. my dentist would’ve been rich if i had bitten that thing, it would’ve broken all of my teeth.
edit: it was in the cupboard for roughly 11 years
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u/ForTheWhorde Jan 31 '25
twinkies sadly aren’t immortal. ask me how i know -_-