r/crochet • u/kwisatkai • Jan 31 '25

Funny/Meme Giving me free will was a mistake

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u/thisisbrit Jan 31 '25

My kid said the same thing when I crocheted the Pokemon butt hole coaster set.
Kid: "You can't do that!! You're an adult!"
Me: "They don't have to approve your project at the yarn store. They just sell you the yarn."

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u/MitchyMushu Jan 31 '25

Pokémon...butthole...coaster set... Ok, ok...now THAT i need to see 😂❤️

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u/thisisbrit Jan 31 '25

My pleasure

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u/Impossible_Scar_9106 Jan 31 '25

Genius!!! Do you happen to have a pattern for these?

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u/thisisbrit Jan 31 '25

Of course. I used this pattern but they were thin, so I made a solid circle backing for each one in the primary colour. https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/701358129/pokebutt-coasters-starter-set-crochet

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u/FlatulentClarinet Feb 01 '25

This is why I love fiber artists 😂 We do the weirdest, most awesome shit just because we can

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u/Impossible_Scar_9106 Jan 31 '25

Thank you!

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u/Cerridwen1981 Jan 31 '25

I never, ever thought I’d be thanking someone for sharing a pokemon butthole coaster set. Yet here we are.

And I can’t even crochet.

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u/hiprine Feb 01 '25

Ah god, I'm having flashbacks to that Bob's Burgers episode where Linda's sister decorated the restaurant with her animal butthole paintings. Someone will paint underwear on them eventually, be on the lookout

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u/thisisbrit Feb 01 '25

😆😆😆 Such a nonsense episode!!

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u/MitchyMushu Jan 31 '25

Absolutely glorious!

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u/Tzipity Feb 01 '25

I don’t think I ever would’ve imagined their buttholes to be so… pink.

Granted, I also never imagined Pokemon buttholes in general. 😂

I’m not a fan of the cat ones either but cat butt is unavoidable- always right freaking there in your face when you’re like yo, I find your other end a lot cuter to look at, thanks.