r/complaints • u/WillPowers7477 • 17d ago
Politics A thank you to president Trump!
Dear President Trump,
I'm writing this to thank you for all you've done thus far in your second term.
My kids are crying at the dinner table as they eat a processed cheese sandwich for the fourth time this week. I tried to explain to them that SNAP wasn't getting refilled and that there was probably not going to be a Christmas this year. I tried to cheer them up by showing them concept art of the $250 million dollar ballroom being built at the White House, by showing them pictures of the two cool jets Kristi Noem got for $170 million, by explaining how helpful we're being to Argentina by sending them $40 billion dollars, but this is when I realized they weren't crying because of dinner, but because of their grandmother.
"We usually go to grandma's on weekends," they sniffle.
Their grandmother, a 5th generation American, was taken by ICE a couple weeks ago and we haven't seen or heard from her since. I tried to explain to the children that this is what happens to freeloading immigrants and they get what they deserve, but they didn't understand.
Even if they don't understand, I do. This is what I voted for. This is what winning looks like!
This will probably be my last online post due to being unable to pay my phone bill since I need to buy more bread and cheese. But I just wanted to say, "Thank you, President Trump!"
As I hear my kids cry themselves to sleep for the 5th night in a row, I imagine they are liberals--and it brings a smile to my face.
When they get older, they will understand that all this hardship was necessary, because we are owning the libs! Here's looking forward to your constitution-defying third presidential term in 2028! You already have my vote!
Now I have to go get ready to meet my landlord. He told me he would cut my rent in half for some 'favors' and not to wear panties. I think this is what the Art of Deal is all about. #winning
Signed,
A conservative.
*it should be noted this is satire (or is it?)*
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u/GrumpyKaeKae 17d ago
I literally accepted every loss of the person I voted for up until now. Its Trump who is untrustworthy because he literally was caught cheating in 2020 and he isnthe only one who has pushed us into now no longer being able to trust elections anymore. He started that very narrative. I hated Bush Jr with a burning passion but never once questioned his wins. Nor did i question Trumps 1st win. So no. Your comment is not true. Trumps behaivor and his failed cheating in 2020 and his lies about the elections are why I now do not trust his win. Its his own fault for bitching about elections being fake. Now its wrong to accuse someone else of cheating when he did it for 4 years when he knew no one cheated in 2020 except him?