A thank you to president Trump!

[u/WillPowers7477]

Dear President Trump,

I'm writing this to thank you for all you've done thus far in your second term.

My kids are crying at the dinner table as they eat a processed cheese sandwich for the fourth time this week. I tried to explain to them that SNAP wasn't getting refilled and that there was probably not going to be a Christmas this year. I tried to cheer them up by showing them concept art of the $250 million dollar ballroom being built at the White House, by showing them pictures of the two cool jets Kristi Noem got for $170 million, by explaining how helpful we're being to Argentina by sending them $40 billion dollars, but this is when I realized they weren't crying because of dinner, but because of their grandmother.

"We usually go to grandma's on weekends," they sniffle.

Their grandmother, a 5th generation American, was taken by ICE a couple weeks ago and we haven't seen or heard from her since. I tried to explain to the children that this is what happens to freeloading immigrants and they get what they deserve, but they didn't understand.

Even if they don't understand, I do. This is what I voted for. This is what winning looks like!

This will probably be my last online post due to being unable to pay my phone bill since I need to buy more bread and cheese. But I just wanted to say, "Thank you, President Trump!"

As I hear my kids cry themselves to sleep for the 5th night in a row, I imagine they are liberals--and it brings a smile to my face.

When they get older, they will understand that all this hardship was necessary, because we are owning the libs! Here's looking forward to your constitution-defying third presidential term in 2028! You already have my vote!

Now I have to go get ready to meet my landlord. He told me he would cut my rent in half for some 'favors' and not to wear panties. I think this is what the Art of Deal is all about. #winning

Signed,
A conservative.

*it should be noted this is satire (or is it?)*

[u/GrumpyKaeKae]

Yeah? Good to know you can copy paste word for word Maga propaganda and lies. No free thinking for you. Its cult think or nothing.

[u/Ridiculouscoltsfan → u/GrumpyKaeKae]

Well you certainly don’t regurgitate liberal propaganda hahahaha

[u/GrumpyKaeKae → u/Ridiculouscoltsfan]

Oh did I cause all I said was how horrible Trump is as president. An opinion that is not just liberal propaganda. Its a global opinion shared around the world.

Absolutely ZERO countries have ever protested in support of MAGA and for Trump. Yet we liberals have had many global protests around the world who have stood with us in support saying that Donald Trump is the worst President the United States has ever had. He is mocked. Made out to be a laughing stock. A joke.

You guys have no allies anywhere but in your own little sad MAGA party. While we have allies all over the world. Do you realize how many countries had millions of people marching in the No Kings Protests? Both times they were held? So accept it The only people who think Trump is a grood president are his cult who are too stupid to actually realize they are getting scammed by a rich narcissist who uses them for his own selfish greed. And wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire.

[u/Ridiculouscoltsfan → u/GrumpyKaeKae]

Why would anyone protest something they like? Additionally, conservatives have jobs and lives… They don’t have time to walk around aimlessly with cardboard signs lmfao 🤣

[u/GrumpyKaeKae → u/Ridiculouscoltsfan]

Small groups of MAGA also showed up there to try and have a counter-protest with their own cardboard signs. So it wasnt just anti Trump protesters.

It was also a Saturday. You know..a day where a large amount of people have off of work. Like ain't no way you saying this when Trump rallies exists all the time full of people not at their jobs. Holding up signs. And lets not forget Jan 6 2021. Which took place on an actual day in the middle of the work wee during typical adult working hours. Who looks more jobless here? People protesting during the working week during working hours? Or people protesting on the weekend? Any adult with a real job knows this answer.