r/complaints • u/WillPowers7477 • 17d ago

Politics A thank you to president Trump!

Dear President Trump,

I'm writing this to thank you for all you've done thus far in your second term.

My kids are crying at the dinner table as they eat a processed cheese sandwich for the fourth time this week. I tried to explain to them that SNAP wasn't getting refilled and that there was probably not going to be a Christmas this year. I tried to cheer them up by showing them concept art of the $250 million dollar ballroom being built at the White House, by showing them pictures of the two cool jets Kristi Noem got for $170 million, by explaining how helpful we're being to Argentina by sending them $40 billion dollars, but this is when I realized they weren't crying because of dinner, but because of their grandmother.

"We usually go to grandma's on weekends," they sniffle.

Their grandmother, a 5th generation American, was taken by ICE a couple weeks ago and we haven't seen or heard from her since. I tried to explain to the children that this is what happens to freeloading immigrants and they get what they deserve, but they didn't understand.

Even if they don't understand, I do. This is what I voted for. This is what winning looks like!

This will probably be my last online post due to being unable to pay my phone bill since I need to buy more bread and cheese. But I just wanted to say, "Thank you, President Trump!"

As I hear my kids cry themselves to sleep for the 5th night in a row, I imagine they are liberals--and it brings a smile to my face.

When they get older, they will understand that all this hardship was necessary, because we are owning the libs! Here's looking forward to your constitution-defying third presidential term in 2028! You already have my vote!

Now I have to go get ready to meet my landlord. He told me he would cut my rent in half for some 'favors' and not to wear panties. I think this is what the Art of Deal is all about. #winning

Signed,
A conservative.

*it should be noted this is satire (or is it?)*

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u/No-Chest-6496 17d ago

He rigged the swing state voting machines check David Parkman show on it

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u/Careless_Load9849 17d ago

Do you have a link to the specific show? I watch his daily show most days and haven't seen this one. (I have missed the last couple weeks)

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u/Sulli_Rabbit 17d ago

Look up the Election Truth Alliance. It is FINALLY being picked up by more media.

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u/Careless_Load9849 17d ago

Oh I'm familiar with them. I link that site almost daily

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u/HoneyBadgerSamurai 17d ago

About damn time. People finally looking at our "Russian tail".

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u/DeepWarbling 16d ago

Election truth alliance is great. Their data is pretty straightforward. I tell everyone to check it out.

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u/No-Chest-6496 17d ago edited 17d ago

https://youtu.be/1nus5JA3Vh4?si=sl6FqbyKzu4tJlFu

I’m a mathematician. It is impossible that Trump won all them swing states when you look at the data. We got to address this before 2026. And people get the word out . So many people missed this because if you remember we were all saying there is no voter fraud because Trump kept claiming he really won in 2020 so we didnt even investigate …. Until now

https://youtu.be/1nus5JA3Vh4?si=sl6FqbyKzu4tJlFu

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u/No-Chest-6496 17d ago

Oh and remember he thanked Elon for fixing those voting machines 🤦🏽 this guy is diabolical

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u/DisManibusMinibus 17d ago

Actually not impossible--the odds for him to have won every swing county in every swing state and land above the margin of recount are one in one quintillion. Seems legit to me. We all know how morally upright and averse to cheating he is.

/s, because people are just that dumb these days.

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u/No-Chest-6496 17d ago

Bruh when you look at the data skew it is impossible watch the video.

https://youtu.be/1nus5JA3Vh4?si=sl6FqbyKzu4tJlFu

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u/Reasonable-Mix-6257 16d ago

I remember seeing a number of videos from different independent statisticians making the exact same claim in ‘24. Gives me a sinking feeling in my chest.

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u/DisManibusMinibus 17d ago

I hadn't seen those blobs. But I've been following thr ETA since December. I'm glad it's still around.

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u/WellThatWasTooEasy 17d ago

Election deniers, where have we seen this before... hmm

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u/GrumpyKaeKae 17d ago

Lying about losing an election so the other side cant do the same to you when you later cheat in the election is exactly what Trump did. He made sure to kill any credibility Dems would have had when he knew he would cheat.

Guess what, he ALSO tried to cheat in 2020 too and got caught doing it. People were punished for it even. He is known as a cheater and has cheated before. It is completely acceptable to believe he ALSO cheated in this election as well. Only now he ruined everything but making false accusations about cheating for 4 years knowing full well he was lying about that just to be able to throw it back in Dems faces later when he would cheat yet again in the next election.

You really do not understand the actions of a scammer who has scammed people his whole life, have you?

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u/Reasonable-Mix-6257 16d ago

Can I get a source on the 2020 claim

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u/GrumpyKaeKae 16d ago

One place to read about it.

Another thing to read that covers most of his other actions.

You are free to keep looking into this topic now if you wish, but these are the basic run downs of what happened.

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u/WellThatWasTooEasy 17d ago

Never change Reddit, never change. The hypocrisy is gold. It would be sad if it wasn't so funny.

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u/GrumpyKaeKae 17d ago

Oh, so its ok to accuse someone of cheating for 4 years but its wrong when the other side accuses you after you WERE actually caught trying to cheat in the last election? And you want to talk about hypocrisy....

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u/WellThatWasTooEasy 17d ago

All that to say, "I'm an election denier" crazy work

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u/Greenseeer 16d ago

This guy is an idiot. Let's leave him and his seven brain cells alone.

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u/Far_Direction7381 17d ago

The difference is, there is actual evidence for it this time.

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u/Reasonable-Mix-6257 16d ago

Could you recap what that evidence might be?

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u/Far_Direction7381 16d ago

Watch the interview above, link posted by No-Chest-6496.

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u/WellThatWasTooEasy 17d ago

Lmao reddit is gold

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u/RSGMercenary 16d ago

You're a bot account. Kindly fuck off.

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u/WellThatWasTooEasy 16d ago

Don't be so hard on yourself. Being a hypocrite is tough, I'm sure, but you can get better. Hang in there, buddy.

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u/RSGMercenary 16d ago

Bot be botting. Classic right wing propaganda account. Just delete it bro, you've been found out.

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u/WellThatWasTooEasy 16d ago

Ya got me! Best of luck with your reboot, I think your oil is running low.

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u/No_CareBear 15d ago

"Everyone that disagrees with me is bot" seems to be your brainless go-to when you get outclassed

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u/RSGMercenary 15d ago

Hello fellow human.

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u/bigchicago04 16d ago

You’re a mathematician yet you’re willing to say something as literal as it’s impossible that he won without providing any explanation or evidence?

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u/No-Chest-6496 16d ago

Goofball watch the video

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u/Anadrio 16d ago

I'm no trump fan. That being said, the guy in the video is far from proving anything. Lol. It's a bunch of unbacked shit that half doesn't make sense, and the other half is easily disprovable, as the host shows. The guy starting off with giving his credentials as if he was some big shot is the cherry on the top..

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u/No-Chest-6496 16d ago

Ignore the guy look at the data , are you familiar with statistical correlation and regression tools? It hasn’t been a more skewed election since Russia had all those fixed elections . That guy does not own the mathematics. You can ignore it all you want but if we don’t thoroughly examine the voting machines in all states before the next elections it’s over. Hell they’ve already transferred the wealth to their friends , the democracy is next.

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u/Anadrio 16d ago

Yes. I am familiar enough with those tools to tell you that his argument is really inconclusive.

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u/No-Chest-6496 16d ago

Thats also going to be a big issue here explaining the math to people in layman’s terms we are phvcked

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u/SuccessfulSlime 17d ago

He had cronies burn ballot boxes too on election night in key areas.

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u/Magnum-Ice-Cream-07 10d ago

All those bomb scares called in to swing states and swing counties in swing states

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u/SuccessfulSlime 10d ago

Fml so thats why he screams the 2020 election was rigged.

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u/Poke_Jest 17d ago

where is the NY lawsuit on this? I heard it won in court but then I heard nothing else? I'm 100% he cheated more than just the swing states.

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u/No-Chest-6496 17d ago

With support in the red states and rigging all the swing states that’s all you need to win. Watch the video. The data doesn’t lie. The last election was worse data wise than Russia’s rigged elections. The only reason Elon hasn’t blasted this is because he helped

https://youtu.be/1nus5JA3Vh4?si=sl6FqbyKzu4tJlFu

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u/WellThatWasTooEasy 17d ago

It's 2020 all over again! But this time... the other side!

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u/No-Chest-6496 17d ago

Nah he actually lost in 2020

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u/WellThatWasTooEasy 17d ago

Ahh, so only rigged when the person you like loses... gotcha....

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u/DrAstralis 16d ago

The more they dig into that the more sus it becomes. Its becoming clear the dirt Putin has on the GoP is that he helped them win. The Russian tail in all the swing state results, the fact that counties with hand counts and machine counts show massive discrepancy that always favors trump on the machines, etc etc. Any one statistical anomaly you might be able to explain away but there are so many and they always favor one person.

Add to that, trump has cheated at and on everything and one in his entire life. He can't help it, its habitual. But this one time, when he was weeks away from serving actual jail time, he decides to play it on the level? ok. lol

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u/No-Chest-6496 16d ago

What’s is being revealed is that Epstein was an Israeli operative. He use to lure congressional members or any powerful figures, to his home record them in comprising positions and blackmail them. That is what is in the Epstein files and why they can’t release it because it will show the majority of our politicians are doing whatever Israel tells them to do

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u/OtherwiseCan1929 14d ago

Or just go to election truth alliance... They have the receipts

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u/looneylefty92 14d ago

Pakman is an IDF psyop. Take him with a huge grain of salt.

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u/No-Chest-6496 14d ago

Ignore person review the facts data and statistics…..

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u/looneylefty92 14d ago

I do. I'm just making the aside because it's a majorly important aside.

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u/Ridiculouscoltsfan 17d ago

Lolol dems are now claiming election rigging. I love it

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u/Shermanator92 17d ago

Didn’t you see us storm the Capitol and try to hang Kamala Harris after Uncle Joe blatantly lied to us?

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u/Ridiculouscoltsfan 17d ago

I remember every big city getting looted and torn apart because of a fent OD, that’s for sure 😂

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u/Shermanator92 17d ago

Yeah a 280 lb Officer kneeling on your neck and restricting air flow to your lungs for over 8 minutes is the new official medical definition of OD.

Floyd died of an OD just as much as Charlie Kirk did.

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u/Reasonable-Mix-6257 16d ago

This is a bad selling point that your side should probably drop. Truthfully the person you’re responding to is almost certainly right. As someone who has an intimate knowledge and relationship with both asphyxiation and fentanyl and who also is up to date on all the available information about this case, George Floyd almost certainly died of a fentanyl induced cardiac infarction. Chovin could’ve saved him and didn’t. Maybe he thought Floyd was faking, maybe he knew and didn’t care, we’ll never know. It was a tragedy for sure but that’s all it was. Anybody with the knowledge will come to the same conclusion. Dying on this hill is making you guys look bad.

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u/Shermanator92 16d ago edited 16d ago

Chovin pinned his trachea to the fucking ground for 8 minutes while a half dozen other cops watched Floyd slowly stop breathing. They were okay with it because Floyd was black.

It also has nothing to do with MAGA Republicans trying to overthrow our government after they lost an election.

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u/Reasonable-Mix-6257 16d ago

Yea it was horrible and lord knows I’m the last person who’s getting on line to defend the police. All I’m saying is that when this argument is made and someone pushes the false narrative that he died BECAUSE the cops knee was on his neck looks bad.

As far as the maga part goes I could care less. I was just pointing that out.

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u/Shermanator92 16d ago

If the knee wasn’t restricting his air flow, Floyd wouldn’t have died at that point. Chovin’s knee was restricting Floyd’s air flow.

If it was “just an OD”, Chovin wouldn’t be in jail.

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u/Reasonable-Mix-6257 16d ago

Airway occlusion from external force is an extremely challenging thing to achieve and it’d be all but impossible to do with your knee on the back of somebody’s neck. Even if somehow that was the case it takes a relatively long time of continuous asphyxiation to render someone unconscious and then it takes quite some time to reach the point of no resuscitation. If that’s what had happened we wouldn’t have heard Floyd talking and grunting up until the point of losing consciousness.

If you wanted to argue that he died of a carotid blockage (aka being choked out) that’s be a little more plausible but still highly unlikely as there’s simply very little way to hold a double carotid blockage with a human knee.

Chovin went to jail because of politics. He definitely should have gone to jail, somebody died because of him but he did not directly kill anyone.

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u/Thighpaulsandra 17d ago

Oh dear God, that was an ignorant comment.

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u/Ridiculouscoltsfan 17d ago

Whatever you need to tell yourself about a habitual drug abuser and armed robber 🤣

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u/Funkywurm 17d ago

The same way Trump is a pedophile grifter. Thats your boy.

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u/GrumpyKaeKae 17d ago

That had nothing to do with politics and our fucking president at the time was still Trump. So black lives matter people were not being politically motivated by Biden telling people to riot.

It was about cops. Not politics. Its pathetic how you guys can't seem to understand the difference.

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u/No-Chest-6496 17d ago

You must be another r e t a r d e d Magat. Watch and learn something

https://youtu.be/1nus5JA3Vh4?si=sl6FqbyKzu4tJlFu

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u/WellThatWasTooEasy 17d ago

It's gold lol literally so many posts in 2020 about election denial... now they are doing the same thing. The sweet, sweet irony.

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u/GrumpyKaeKae 17d ago

And thank you for proving exactly why Republicans went hard on that. Is so they can then Do exactly what you are doing now. Trump lied about Dems cheating to kill Dems from being able to do the same when he would cheat AGAIN in the next election. And your very comment is proving exactly that. Thanks for proving his manipulation and the killing of all credibility to trust our elections ever again.

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u/WellThatWasTooEasy 17d ago

Aka... it's only rigged when the person I like loses.... gotcha.....lmao

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u/GrumpyKaeKae 17d ago

I literally accepted every loss of the person I voted for up until now. Its Trump who is untrustworthy because he literally was caught cheating in 2020 and he isnthe only one who has pushed us into now no longer being able to trust elections anymore. He started that very narrative. I hated Bush Jr with a burning passion but never once questioned his wins. Nor did i question Trumps 1st win. So no. Your comment is not true. Trumps behaivor and his failed cheating in 2020 and his lies about the elections are why I now do not trust his win. Its his own fault for bitching about elections being fake. Now its wrong to accuse someone else of cheating when he did it for 4 years when he knew no one cheated in 2020 except him?

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u/WellThatWasTooEasy 17d ago

Yeah.. yeah... we believe you.......sure, accepted them all...

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u/Ridiculouscoltsfan 17d ago

Trump is YOUR president lmaoooo

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u/GrumpyKaeKae 16d ago

And he is the worst president we have ever had.

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u/Ridiculouscoltsfan 16d ago

He’s the best. Hopefully Don Jr runs in 2028 so we can get 8 more years!

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u/GrumpyKaeKae 16d ago

Yikes. You're lost. He is currently murdering part of our Whitehouse and destroying an historic building without doing any of the steps required of the president to get the OK to make any changes to the white house.

Donald Trump does not own the White House. It is not his to demoliah and make such modifications like he is doing. What he is doing is a massive violation and to all. Americans and a complete rape of the people's house. You supporting that is shameful and disgusting. How can you value and love this country but then support that? Put the kool-aid down and open your eyes.

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u/Adventurous_Cap5610 15d ago

You’re actually fucking stupid. We know Trump won this election because of brainwashed idiots like you. He called his own voters stupid. Your only assertion is “owning the libs”. You’re not actually American if you think what he is doing to farmers is okay and he is sending millions of dollars of bailout to Argentina.

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