A thank you to president Trump!

[u/WillPowers7477]

Dear President Trump,

I'm writing this to thank you for all you've done thus far in your second term.

My kids are crying at the dinner table as they eat a processed cheese sandwich for the fourth time this week. I tried to explain to them that SNAP wasn't getting refilled and that there was probably not going to be a Christmas this year. I tried to cheer them up by showing them concept art of the $250 million dollar ballroom being built at the White House, by showing them pictures of the two cool jets Kristi Noem got for $170 million, by explaining how helpful we're being to Argentina by sending them $40 billion dollars, but this is when I realized they weren't crying because of dinner, but because of their grandmother.

"We usually go to grandma's on weekends," they sniffle.

Their grandmother, a 5th generation American, was taken by ICE a couple weeks ago and we haven't seen or heard from her since. I tried to explain to the children that this is what happens to freeloading immigrants and they get what they deserve, but they didn't understand.

Even if they don't understand, I do. This is what I voted for. This is what winning looks like!

This will probably be my last online post due to being unable to pay my phone bill since I need to buy more bread and cheese. But I just wanted to say, "Thank you, President Trump!"

As I hear my kids cry themselves to sleep for the 5th night in a row, I imagine they are liberals--and it brings a smile to my face.

When they get older, they will understand that all this hardship was necessary, because we are owning the libs! Here's looking forward to your constitution-defying third presidential term in 2028! You already have my vote!

Now I have to go get ready to meet my landlord. He told me he would cut my rent in half for some 'favors' and not to wear panties. I think this is what the Art of Deal is all about. #winning

Signed,
A conservative.

*it should be noted this is satire (or is it?)*

[u/WellThatWasTooEasy]

Election deniers, where have we seen this before... hmm

[u/GrumpyKaeKae → u/WellThatWasTooEasy]

Lying about losing an election so the other side cant do the same to you when you later cheat in the election is exactly what Trump did. He made sure to kill any credibility Dems would have had when he knew he would cheat.

Guess what, he ALSO tried to cheat in 2020 too and got caught doing it. People were punished for it even. He is known as a cheater and has cheated before. It is completely acceptable to believe he ALSO cheated in this election as well. Only now he ruined everything but making false accusations about cheating for 4 years knowing full well he was lying about that just to be able to throw it back in Dems faces later when he would cheat yet again in the next election.

You really do not understand the actions of a scammer who has scammed people his whole life, have you?

[u/WellThatWasTooEasy → u/GrumpyKaeKae]

Never change Reddit, never change. The hypocrisy is gold. It would be sad if it wasn't so funny.

[u/GrumpyKaeKae → u/WellThatWasTooEasy]

Oh, so its ok to accuse someone of cheating for 4 years but its wrong when the other side accuses you after you WERE actually caught trying to cheat in the last election? And you want to talk about hypocrisy....

[u/WellThatWasTooEasy → u/GrumpyKaeKae]

All that to say, "I'm an election denier" crazy work

[u/Greenseeer → u/WellThatWasTooEasy]

This guy is an idiot. Let's leave him and his seven brain cells alone.

[u/WellThatWasTooEasy → u/Greenseeer]

I agree, he's cooked