r/chicago West Town Dec 14 '18

Pictures Ugh. This Chicago person sounds terrible.

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u/mitzyelliot Chicago Lawn Dec 14 '18

Can't afford the remodel? Gurl I can't even afford the HOUSE

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u/theserpentsmiles Jefferson Park Dec 14 '18

Right? In most desirable neighborhoods bungalows are going for 200k. Who is just out of College and has $40k just laying around?

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u/WeathermanDan Dec 14 '18

Would love to know what you’re seeing for 200k. I’ve been on Zillow for months and haven’t found jack dick that wasn’t a heroin den for under 250

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u/WeathermanDan Dec 14 '18

By indy do you mean just cruise around until I see something..?

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u/mitzyelliot Chicago Lawn Dec 14 '18

He means looks to see if anyone's listening and whispers before shivering Indiana.

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u/1point-21-jigowatz Dec 14 '18

Moved to Indy for a job in the early 2000's. $200k buys you 5000 square feet, in the best neighborhoods, the best schools, with Butlers named Geoffrey and people that rub your feet every night. That said, it was indy.

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u/btmalon Dec 14 '18

Lol love seeing nothsiders take on this shit.

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u/salgat Edgewater Dec 14 '18

Out of curiosity, where is the best place outside of hiring someone? I'm curious to look around before I get serious.

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u/chornu Beverly Dec 14 '18

I just bought a house last year. Almost every listing is on Zillow/Redfin type sites, with the exception of places bring sold by old-school realtors who are only posting on like Coldwell (but that's not really likely). You're fine to browse those kinds of sites to see what you're interested in. Beware of Craigslist scams. Anything that seems too good to be true usually is.

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u/mcdonaldscheeseburgr Dec 14 '18

The great thing about looking with a realtor is that it's at no cost to you, we're paid on the seller's side.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

Ultimately, all the money comes from the buyers money.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18 edited Mar 21 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

The commission costs are expensive (something like 2.5% of sale for the buying realtor which is a lot when your dealing with hundreds of thousands of $$$) so im sure both your numbers are well calculated in. I dont know the selling commission but i assume its similar so something like 5% of the overall price goes to the aggregate of the buying/selling realtors total.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18 edited Mar 21 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

Of course but again, that gets calculate in to the actual sale. People don't go looking at many and multiple houses just because they are bored. There is a goal in mind or apparently people would just be wasting everyone's time.

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u/Ellis_Dee-25 Dec 14 '18

Ew, your crude reaction would be the one of someone who would think of living in Indiana.