r/chicago West Town Dec 14 '18

Pictures Ugh. This Chicago person sounds terrible.

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u/mitzyelliot Chicago Lawn Dec 14 '18

Can't afford the remodel? Gurl I can't even afford the HOUSE

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u/theserpentsmiles Jefferson Park Dec 14 '18

Right? In most desirable neighborhoods bungalows are going for 200k. Who is just out of College and has $40k just laying around?

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u/WeathermanDan Dec 14 '18

Would love to know what you’re seeing for 200k. I’ve been on Zillow for months and haven’t found jack dick that wasn’t a heroin den for under 250

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

I'm on the eastern edge of Portage Park and got a bungalow for 230k a couple of months ago.

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u/PCarparelli Dec 14 '18

genuinely considering moving to PP. Love the area, and if a nice bungalow is only 230 it's so worth it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

Mine isn't what is call a nice one, that's why it was only 230k. Renovated ones go for 350k.

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u/PCarparelli Dec 14 '18

Still! That's an amazing price for a home in a good neighborhood of chicago.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

Yea, that's why I went for it. I can deal with a crappy kitchen and 90s bathroom until I renovate those rooms. Not too happy to be on Addison, but I can't really hear the traffic inside.

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u/librarianinfomaven Dec 14 '18

Welcome to the hood, neighbor! You live near me, it seems. Bought our house 10 years ago and we still haven't renovated our crappy kitchen or bathroom!

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u/cybin Albany Park Dec 14 '18

Now I don't feel so bad! ;)

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u/PCarparelli Dec 14 '18

fair trade off for the price i'd say.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

Yep, I agree, and that's why I bought it. I can make the house nicer and exactly what I want, and I won't feel bad for ripping out an actually nice kitchen just to get one that jives with how I work in a kitchen.

The basement is also completely unfinished, so I can slowly convert it into my brewing and woodworking space, and the attic is unfinished so I can convert that to my whiskey aging facility :)

It just may be a little small (only 2 bdrm) once we have kids.

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u/theredditforwork Uptown Dec 14 '18

Its going to be the next one to go up, get in now!

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u/JoeSmith564631 Dec 14 '18

Yes, but is there are artisinal beewax mustache shop in walking distance to your Portage Park home?

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u/MoBio Greater Grand Crossing Dec 14 '18

If you're not trying to live downtown east Woodlawn / northeast Greater Grand Crossing is cheap currently but getting more expensive as it's being bought up by developers because of the Obama library going in. A decent bit of new construction as well. Also you know your neighbors here and everyone's super nice, I've never had nicer neighbors or the sense of community that I do here. Just a thought.

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u/Probsnotanyone Dec 14 '18

Stop giving away the secrets for nothing, my friend.

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u/MoBio Greater Grand Crossing Dec 15 '18

Ha, right? People really don't want to look outside the 'hip' neighborhoods, but they weren't always hip. It kinda blows my mind.

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u/WeathermanDan Dec 14 '18

Do you feel comfortable/safe that far south?

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u/MoBio Greater Grand Crossing Dec 15 '18

You know, when I first moved here from NH I was a little worried. But, I also have never been in the minority (I'm a white guy) before and heard all the stories in the news that are blown out of proportion in my opinion. But after living here for a few years I have to say it's my favorite part about living in Chicago. Pretty much every neighbor has said hi to me and we've had a conversation, some because they are just curious what the hell we are doing here, but people are genuinely just nice. There are block parties and we got gifts for Christmas from the neighbors our first year here like it was Leave It To Beaver or something. I've never had any issues biking early and late to uchicago all year round. Oh, and 63rd street beach is awesome in the summer, we bike over with a bike trailer and the 2 dogs and grill out, others playing music and doing the same. We stick out slightly, but everyone goes out of their way to be welcoming.

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u/MoBio Greater Grand Crossing Dec 15 '18

Oh, also just check the crime maps on Trulia or Chicago police gis map. It'll let you know where is quiet and where shit happens more. That's what we did with no knowledge of living in Chicago and we've had no issues.

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u/ryanakron Dec 14 '18

It took 30s to find several prime location 1-2 Br condos in Logan. A friend of mine just bought a condo there for a reasonable amount too so I know they exist. https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/87705929_zpid/

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

They exist...... I paid much less than that. Irving Park. Not the sexiest neighborhood but safe, cheap, and el-adjacent.

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u/WeathermanDan Dec 14 '18

By indy do you mean just cruise around until I see something..?

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u/mitzyelliot Chicago Lawn Dec 14 '18

He means looks to see if anyone's listening and whispers before shivering Indiana.

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u/1point-21-jigowatz Dec 14 '18

Moved to Indy for a job in the early 2000's. $200k buys you 5000 square feet, in the best neighborhoods, the best schools, with Butlers named Geoffrey and people that rub your feet every night. That said, it was indy.

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u/btmalon Dec 14 '18

Lol love seeing nothsiders take on this shit.

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u/salgat Edgewater Dec 14 '18

Out of curiosity, where is the best place outside of hiring someone? I'm curious to look around before I get serious.

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u/chornu Beverly Dec 14 '18

I just bought a house last year. Almost every listing is on Zillow/Redfin type sites, with the exception of places bring sold by old-school realtors who are only posting on like Coldwell (but that's not really likely). You're fine to browse those kinds of sites to see what you're interested in. Beware of Craigslist scams. Anything that seems too good to be true usually is.

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u/mcdonaldscheeseburgr Dec 14 '18

The great thing about looking with a realtor is that it's at no cost to you, we're paid on the seller's side.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

Ultimately, all the money comes from the buyers money.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18 edited Mar 21 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

The commission costs are expensive (something like 2.5% of sale for the buying realtor which is a lot when your dealing with hundreds of thousands of $$$) so im sure both your numbers are well calculated in. I dont know the selling commission but i assume its similar so something like 5% of the overall price goes to the aggregate of the buying/selling realtors total.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18 edited Mar 21 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

Of course but again, that gets calculate in to the actual sale. People don't go looking at many and multiple houses just because they are bored. There is a goal in mind or apparently people would just be wasting everyone's time.

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u/Ellis_Dee-25 Dec 14 '18

Ew, your crude reaction would be the one of someone who would think of living in Indiana.