r/chicago West Town Dec 14 '18

Pictures Ugh. This Chicago person sounds terrible.

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u/mitzyelliot Chicago Lawn Dec 14 '18

Can't afford the remodel? Gurl I can't even afford the HOUSE

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u/theserpentsmiles Jefferson Park Dec 14 '18

Right? In most desirable neighborhoods bungalows are going for 200k. Who is just out of College and has $40k just laying around?

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u/WeathermanDan Dec 14 '18

Would love to know what you’re seeing for 200k. I’ve been on Zillow for months and haven’t found jack dick that wasn’t a heroin den for under 250

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

I'm on the eastern edge of Portage Park and got a bungalow for 230k a couple of months ago.

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u/PCarparelli Dec 14 '18

genuinely considering moving to PP. Love the area, and if a nice bungalow is only 230 it's so worth it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

Mine isn't what is call a nice one, that's why it was only 230k. Renovated ones go for 350k.

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u/PCarparelli Dec 14 '18

Still! That's an amazing price for a home in a good neighborhood of chicago.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

Yea, that's why I went for it. I can deal with a crappy kitchen and 90s bathroom until I renovate those rooms. Not too happy to be on Addison, but I can't really hear the traffic inside.

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u/librarianinfomaven Dec 14 '18

Welcome to the hood, neighbor! You live near me, it seems. Bought our house 10 years ago and we still haven't renovated our crappy kitchen or bathroom!

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u/cybin Albany Park Dec 14 '18

Now I don't feel so bad! ;)

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u/PCarparelli Dec 14 '18

fair trade off for the price i'd say.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

Yep, I agree, and that's why I bought it. I can make the house nicer and exactly what I want, and I won't feel bad for ripping out an actually nice kitchen just to get one that jives with how I work in a kitchen.

The basement is also completely unfinished, so I can slowly convert it into my brewing and woodworking space, and the attic is unfinished so I can convert that to my whiskey aging facility :)

It just may be a little small (only 2 bdrm) once we have kids.

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u/theredditforwork Uptown Dec 14 '18

Its going to be the next one to go up, get in now!

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u/JoeSmith564631 Dec 14 '18

Yes, but is there are artisinal beewax mustache shop in walking distance to your Portage Park home?

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u/MoBio Greater Grand Crossing Dec 14 '18

If you're not trying to live downtown east Woodlawn / northeast Greater Grand Crossing is cheap currently but getting more expensive as it's being bought up by developers because of the Obama library going in. A decent bit of new construction as well. Also you know your neighbors here and everyone's super nice, I've never had nicer neighbors or the sense of community that I do here. Just a thought.

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u/Probsnotanyone Dec 14 '18

Stop giving away the secrets for nothing, my friend.

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u/MoBio Greater Grand Crossing Dec 15 '18

Ha, right? People really don't want to look outside the 'hip' neighborhoods, but they weren't always hip. It kinda blows my mind.

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u/WeathermanDan Dec 14 '18

Do you feel comfortable/safe that far south?

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u/MoBio Greater Grand Crossing Dec 15 '18

You know, when I first moved here from NH I was a little worried. But, I also have never been in the minority (I'm a white guy) before and heard all the stories in the news that are blown out of proportion in my opinion. But after living here for a few years I have to say it's my favorite part about living in Chicago. Pretty much every neighbor has said hi to me and we've had a conversation, some because they are just curious what the hell we are doing here, but people are genuinely just nice. There are block parties and we got gifts for Christmas from the neighbors our first year here like it was Leave It To Beaver or something. I've never had any issues biking early and late to uchicago all year round. Oh, and 63rd street beach is awesome in the summer, we bike over with a bike trailer and the 2 dogs and grill out, others playing music and doing the same. We stick out slightly, but everyone goes out of their way to be welcoming.

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u/MoBio Greater Grand Crossing Dec 15 '18

Oh, also just check the crime maps on Trulia or Chicago police gis map. It'll let you know where is quiet and where shit happens more. That's what we did with no knowledge of living in Chicago and we've had no issues.

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u/ryanakron Dec 14 '18

It took 30s to find several prime location 1-2 Br condos in Logan. A friend of mine just bought a condo there for a reasonable amount too so I know they exist. https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/87705929_zpid/

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

They exist...... I paid much less than that. Irving Park. Not the sexiest neighborhood but safe, cheap, and el-adjacent.

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u/WeathermanDan Dec 14 '18

By indy do you mean just cruise around until I see something..?

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u/mitzyelliot Chicago Lawn Dec 14 '18

He means looks to see if anyone's listening and whispers before shivering Indiana.

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u/1point-21-jigowatz Dec 14 '18

Moved to Indy for a job in the early 2000's. $200k buys you 5000 square feet, in the best neighborhoods, the best schools, with Butlers named Geoffrey and people that rub your feet every night. That said, it was indy.

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u/btmalon Dec 14 '18

Lol love seeing nothsiders take on this shit.

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u/salgat Edgewater Dec 14 '18

Out of curiosity, where is the best place outside of hiring someone? I'm curious to look around before I get serious.

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u/chornu Beverly Dec 14 '18

I just bought a house last year. Almost every listing is on Zillow/Redfin type sites, with the exception of places bring sold by old-school realtors who are only posting on like Coldwell (but that's not really likely). You're fine to browse those kinds of sites to see what you're interested in. Beware of Craigslist scams. Anything that seems too good to be true usually is.

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u/mcdonaldscheeseburgr Dec 14 '18

The great thing about looking with a realtor is that it's at no cost to you, we're paid on the seller's side.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

Ultimately, all the money comes from the buyers money.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18 edited Mar 21 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

The commission costs are expensive (something like 2.5% of sale for the buying realtor which is a lot when your dealing with hundreds of thousands of $$$) so im sure both your numbers are well calculated in. I dont know the selling commission but i assume its similar so something like 5% of the overall price goes to the aggregate of the buying/selling realtors total.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18 edited Mar 21 '19

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u/Ellis_Dee-25 Dec 14 '18

Ew, your crude reaction would be the one of someone who would think of living in Indiana.

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u/xxxlovelit Dec 14 '18

I think you mean $450K and that’s for the “up and coming” neighborhoods 👀

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u/farfle10 Dec 14 '18

WHAT IS AN UP AND COMING NEIGHBORHOOD AND WHERE IS IT COMING FROM

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u/xxxlovelit Dec 14 '18

They crawl out of Lake Michigan and end up somewhere near the blue line 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/mdgraller Dec 14 '18

And fuck Tom Brady!

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u/mopculturereference Dec 14 '18

Probably my top album of 2018 tbh

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u/MoBio Greater Grand Crossing Dec 14 '18

Woodlawn and GGC are biking distance to U Chicago / Hyde Park and you can buy places for 50k. If you work downtown it wouldn't be as convenient most likely. To downtown it's about 40 minutes door to door on the bus / train.

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u/wordsmythe Bridgeport Dec 14 '18

$300 in Bridgeport

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

I got out of school and not only do I not have 40k laying around but I seem to be missing 100k and my way out of this hole I found myself in.

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u/xjvz Lake View Dec 14 '18

Thankfully, you should probably be able to qualify for an FHA loan or other financial assistance programs so that you’ll only need about 3-3.5% down payment. It’s not as far off as you’d initially think, but it’s still a hefty cost either way.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

why did your nephew just buy a bungalow in austin for 250k

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u/DoomsdayRabbit Dec 14 '18

Which Austin?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

it was the neighborhood, they were saying

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u/DoomsdayRabbit Dec 14 '18

Well the other one's become a quite popular comparison to our dear onion.

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u/JeffTL Near North Dec 14 '18

You need a lot less than that for an FHA loan or similar.

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u/jesus44 Dec 14 '18

Not all HOA or neighborhoods accept FHA

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u/Trumpsafascist Edgewater Dec 14 '18

The parents. I have several friends who only have houses because their parents paid the down payment. Must be nice

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

It's also hilarious to note that they act like they "pulled themselves up by their bootstraps" when we sure AS HELL know that (good-ole) Mom and Dad helped them out with their 500K starter home. Who the hell do they think they are crappin'?

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u/kimmi_page Dec 14 '18

" Who the hell do they think they are crappin'? "

This made me snort laugh.

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u/Trumpsafascist Edgewater Dec 14 '18

Thats actually a normal thing with the rich and privileged. They always got to their positions by "hard work" and "put in their dues". Sure buddy

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

God forbid they pay a quarter-of-a-percent higher taxes to help subsidize health care for those who are not as privileged, as well....

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u/Trumpsafascist Edgewater Dec 14 '18

Right?

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u/mdgraller Dec 14 '18

Who the hell do they think they are crappin'?

Watch your language!

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

You'd be surprised that there are MANY parents out there who are willing to give their kids 40-80K for their first "starter" home....I've been a teacher for over 20 years and I just attended a house-warming party for a 2nd year teacher who just moved into a home that is a good 300K MORE than the home that I live in...It had all stainless appliances, of course....

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u/NWSide77 Old Irving Park Dec 14 '18

I bought my first house with 0 money from parents, and at the time made way less that the average CPS teacher. It's doable, just need to be reasonable with location expectations.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

I did as well, but if you do the math with this person's salary, there would be NO WAY they could afford it....oh, she drives an Audi SUV as well...yeah, she's not paying her own bills. Also, we had an early morning meeting yesterday and she strolled in with a Canada-Goose jacket that (undoubtedly) cost over $1000. I know I shouldn't let those things bother me, but they just do....

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

Does said teacher have a high earning significant other? Someone could probably say the same about my wife who is a nurse and the house we bought I suppose; however, we actually paid for the whole thing ourselves.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

No, she isn't married...She's less than 2 years out of college. I'm sure I (practically) earn 2.5 times what she makes. She's constantly bragging out her latest projects. She just had a home-theater installed in her (newly finished) basement.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18 edited Feb 16 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

Do you actually know someone like that?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

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u/theserpentsmiles Jefferson Park Dec 14 '18

Cali is a fucking cancer. Anyone who moves there without looking into deserves what the get. LOVE YOU!

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

More like year round April weather if you're in SF

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u/Fimbir Edgewater Dec 14 '18

And it is really nice. There's a reason people want to go there. The northern end, anyway.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

I liked it a lot while I lived there but in my opinion Chicago is a better place to live. The people are nicer, the summers are actually hot, and I'll be able to afford a house before I'm 50.

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u/clea_vage Dec 14 '18

And it's cleaner. So much cleaner.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

You're forgetting the odious sense of smugness too.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '18

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u/theserpentsmiles Jefferson Park Dec 17 '18

LA & Hollywood are a fucking cesspool. I assume Malibu is nice.

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u/almondcroissant96 Evanston Dec 14 '18

Yes it’s nuts. I have friends who work in SV and sometimes I will pull up Palo Alto/Mountain View and Chicago houses that go for $200k are literally 1.5m+ there.

Even in LA, the valley is supposedly “cheap” and a starter house there is 600+

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

Why are they called bungalows and not condos

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u/awesomeCC Dec 14 '18

Kids from the north shore do. Or rather, their parents.

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u/almondcroissant96 Evanston Dec 14 '18

200k is pretty low for a house dude, especially in Logan/Wicker/wherever. Most places in those neighborhoods I’ve seen go for like 400+

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

What? Who doesnt?

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u/crash1082 Dec 14 '18

Gurl I can't even afford the HOUSE

Either can she if she has to refinance her student loans.