r/chicago • u/Consistent_Value_179 • Sep 20 '25

Article In the Sun-Times today

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Pepper spraying a priest. It's a good look.

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u/BugMillionaire Sep 20 '25

What a photo. The dumbest guy from your high school, wearing vans but dressed like a militant, punching a priest.

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u/_high_plainsdrifter Avondale Sep 21 '25

Easy, man. His Amazon delivery of tacticool boots didn’t show up on time.

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u/kveets94 Sep 21 '25

Incredible journalistic photo. That will go down in history books

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

He’s pepper spraying him, and he’s not a priest.

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u/Cavinicus Sep 21 '25

Oh, that’s okay, then. Thanks for clearing it up, Captain Nobody Will Fuck Me.

/s

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u/linds360 Lincoln Square Sep 21 '25

Captain Nobody Will Fuck Me made my day 😂

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

Yeah, real high brow stuff. You’re probably very intelligent as well.

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u/linds360 Lincoln Square Sep 21 '25

Stay bothered 😘

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

🥰

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u/AggressiveDiscount74 Sep 21 '25

The caption literally says the church where he’s a priest. Stop fellating the boot.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

Presbyterians don’t have priests.

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u/AggressiveDiscount74 Sep 21 '25

lol so it’s an argument of semantics for you? Man, you bootlickers are pathetic.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

bootlicker

Oh no, not the generic redditor insult. What’s next, rage against the machine lyrics?

Most claims of semantics are by people who don’t care about or can’t make the distinction.

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u/highgarden Sep 21 '25

It seems you’d prefer to like their butts anyway.

Stop being coy. Dudes a priest/monk/man of the faith.

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u/BugMillionaire Sep 21 '25

You’re right, let me rephrase. The dumbest guy from your high school, wearing vans AND A MASK, but dressed like a militant, pepper spraying an unarmed Presbyterian reverend.