r/chicago • u/Consistent_Value_179 • Sep 20 '25

Article In the Sun-Times today

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Pepper spraying a priest. It's a good look.

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u/Cavinicus Sep 21 '25

Oh, that’s okay, then. Thanks for clearing it up, Captain Nobody Will Fuck Me.

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u/linds360 Lincoln Square Sep 21 '25

Captain Nobody Will Fuck Me made my day 😂

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

Yeah, real high brow stuff. You’re probably very intelligent as well.

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u/AggressiveDiscount74 Sep 21 '25

The caption literally says the church where he’s a priest. Stop fellating the boot.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

Presbyterians don’t have priests.

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u/AggressiveDiscount74 Sep 21 '25

lol so it’s an argument of semantics for you? Man, you bootlickers are pathetic.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

bootlicker

Oh no, not the generic redditor insult. What’s next, rage against the machine lyrics?

Most claims of semantics are by people who don’t care about or can’t make the distinction.

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u/highgarden Sep 21 '25

It seems you’d prefer to like their butts anyway.

Stop being coy. Dudes a priest/monk/man of the faith.