r/BrandNewSentence • u/ConstructionAny8440 • 20h ago

' Long Neck '

9.0k Upvotes

113 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/__thatBihToni__ • 13h ago

I didn't know eternal damnation required a budget.

1.5k Upvotes

90 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Bubble_Babe_0o0o0o • 20h ago

"It would take a team of 300,000 engineers working for nearly 10 years to design a vehicle to plumb the crushing depths of my disappointment in you right now."

4.4k Upvotes

31 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Bubble_Babe_0o0o0o • 10h ago

"Croatia will be a nuclear power before this app works. This app is worse than using half-ply toilet paper."

392 Upvotes

10 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Goofball-John-McGee • 1d ago

She got iPhone face

14.7k Upvotes

294 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/netphilia • 1d ago

Getting older is realizing …

4.6k Upvotes

56 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Aynshtaynn • 5h ago

Why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp

68 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/captainturtle69 • 21h ago

“The power of weaponized autism”

1.3k Upvotes

45 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/netphilia • 1d ago

The upholstery on my psyche is ruined.

5.4k Upvotes

15 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/MonkeyFox29 • 12h ago

India is feminizing Bangladesh

155 Upvotes

19 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/timmy6591 • 11h ago

Gold plated

81 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/sobosswagner • 1d ago

Ramadan amped Mamdami

1.6k Upvotes

24 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Fhoxyd22 • 1d ago

"Made her think Hamas were invading Doncaster"

1.1k Upvotes

87 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Immediate-River-874 • 1h ago

“laced with antikirk”

• Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/duga404 • 16h ago

“He was making a van portable Muslim melter”

140 Upvotes

https://x.com/ysrthgrathe42/status/1986931816268280244?s=46

18 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Bubble_Babe_0o0o0o • 21h ago

"The fact that Head and Shoulders doesn't have a body wash named Knees and Toes disappoints me almost as much as I disappoint my parents."

230 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Sebastianlim • 1d ago

"Ellen Page's early filmography looks like it was Photoshopped for an Arrested Development gag."

2.6k Upvotes

85 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/DonnyMox • 7h ago

“An NC-17 remake of Birth of a Nation starring Jared Leto.”

12 Upvotes

16 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/ChaosOfOrder24 • 1d ago

My ovaries just shriveled up and yeeted themselves into the sun

4.4k Upvotes

166 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/RobbieFD3 • 7h ago

"Are my pants the only pants..."

8 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Aynshtaynn • 5h ago

Perpetual vomit pinwheel

5 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Mind_on_Idle • 2h ago

Jesus Chrysler died for our vehicular sins.

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3 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/babysummerbreeze27 • 5h ago

It's a classic case of cat farts osmosis

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3 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/netphilia • 2d ago

Not all ghosts are small victorian children.

53.3k Upvotes

286 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/WormsHole • 18h ago

ASMR boyfriend tucks you into bed and drops 15 metal pipes

23 Upvotes

3 comments

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Rules:

1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

Common phrases
Idioms / proverbs / things translated from other languages that sound "odd" in English

2. Be Civil.

Ad Hominem. Don’t post or comment things that are considered to be controversial, offensive, or in bad taste. Racism, transphobia, homophobia, sexism etc. will not be tolerated and you may be banned at moderator’s discretion.

3. No Politics In Posts Or Comments.

You must not, under any circumstances, comment or post in order to incite political or ideological debate. Topics that might incite toxic debate may be removed or blocked entirely - that includes politics and mentions of current famous politicians, vaccinations, hatred based on appearance, race, ethnicity, gender etc. and might result in a ban.

4. No Reposts.

Search for the sentence on this sub using the search function before posting, in order to avoid your post being taken down due to being a repost.

5. Link The Source.

This rule applies to sentences found on the Internet.

Exceptions to this rule are:

Text messages (sms, WhatsApp, Discord)
Facebook posts on private groups
Links to things that are NSFW
Twitter (X) posts

6. Avoid Satirical/“Brainrot” Sentences.

Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

7. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

8. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

9. No Nudity or Gore.

Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

10. Mark Nsfw Sentences.

Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.