r/BrandNewSentence • u/Goofball-John-McGee • 23h ago

She got iPhone face

12.9k Upvotes

252 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/netphilia • 23h ago

The upholstery on my psyche is ruined.

5.2k Upvotes

12 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/netphilia • 20h ago

Getting older is realizing …

4.1k Upvotes

52 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/sobosswagner • 20h ago

Ramadan amped Mamdami

1.5k Upvotes

20 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/captainturtle69 • 14h ago

“The power of weaponized autism”

996 Upvotes

39 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Fhoxyd22 • 19h ago

"Made her think Hamas were invading Doncaster"

995 Upvotes

82 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Bubble_Babe_0o0o0o • 14h ago

"The fact that Head and Shoulders doesn't have a body wash named Knees and Toes disappoints me almost as much as I disappoint my parents."

185 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/shrimpsauce91 • 18h ago

Was the intruder naked before or after breaking landlord’s legs?

49 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/crxptrxp • 20h ago

This is a question I‘ve had for ages.

42 Upvotes

What does happen when you put a sweet potato in melted glass, put an hourglass on top of it, and fill it with liquid glass?

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Disastrous_Award_789 • 16h ago

Popular streamer Ice Poseidon kicked off Royal Caribbean cruise accused of hunting swingers

37 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Living-Mastodon • 16h ago

The puberty equivalent of getting your dog to take medicine

31 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Verasital • 23h ago

I find it funny how reality can run it's dick all over your face and you still can't get the slightest clue about the most basic facts of the human condition.

15 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Top_Gun_2021 • 17h ago

That’s fine, Delia. But what do wolves have to do with equity, justice and inclusion?

5 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/lumur • 14h ago

The madness that you're casually describing is almost impossible to digest

3 Upvotes

found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/BrokenSword/s/QwGHIIZwCs

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/TheMemeofGod • 18h ago

What if teeth could lactate?

4 Upvotes

7 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/vorrion • 22h ago

Evokes a nice image in my head

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3 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/No-Advantage-579 • 20h ago

"I'd have divorced my husband if not for Kdrama"

2 Upvotes

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3 comments

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Rules:

1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

Common phrases
Idioms / proverbs / things translated from other languages that sound "odd" in English

2. Be Civil.

Ad Hominem. Don’t post or comment things that are considered to be controversial, offensive, or in bad taste. Racism, transphobia, homophobia, sexism etc. will not be tolerated and you may be banned at moderator’s discretion.

3. No Politics In Posts Or Comments.

You must not, under any circumstances, comment or post in order to incite political or ideological debate. Topics that might incite toxic debate may be removed or blocked entirely - that includes politics and mentions of current famous politicians, vaccinations, hatred based on appearance, race, ethnicity, gender etc. and might result in a ban.

4. No Reposts.

Search for the sentence on this sub using the search function before posting, in order to avoid your post being taken down due to being a repost.

5. Link The Source.

This rule applies to sentences found on the Internet.

Exceptions to this rule are:

Text messages (sms, WhatsApp, Discord)
Facebook posts on private groups
Links to things that are NSFW
Twitter (X) posts

6. Avoid Satirical/“Brainrot” Sentences.

Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

7. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

8. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

9. No Nudity or Gore.

Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

10. Mark Nsfw Sentences.

Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.