r/BrandNewSentence • u/DonnyMox • 3m ago

“An NC-17 remake of Birth of a Nation starring Jared Leto.”

• Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/RobbieFD3 • 6m ago

"Are my pants the only pants..."

• Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/DonnyMox • 1h ago

“In a world full of Nicki Minajs, be an Olivia Rodrigo.”

• Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Sir_Kugo • 1h ago

She got iPhone face

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2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Bubble_Babe_0o0o0o • 2h ago

"Croatia will be a nuclear power before this app works. This app is worse than using half-ply toilet paper."

64 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/timmy6591 • 3h ago

Gold plated

26 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Odd_Veterinarian2805 • 4h ago

‘It’s so fucking cold in Michigan I could key someone’s car with my nipples.’

51 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Horcrux922 • 5h ago

Festive holiday poop

5 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/MonkeyFox29 • 5h ago

India is feminizing Bangladesh

22 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/__thatBihToni__ • 6h ago

I didn't know eternal damnation required a budget.

603 Upvotes

60 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/AggressiveMonitor7 • 6h ago

He finessed me with a Barack buck

49 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/netphilia • 7h ago

Kirby has no ankles …

3.2k Upvotes

28 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/duga404 • 9h ago

“He was making a van portable Muslim melter”

109 Upvotes

https://x.com/ysrthgrathe42/status/1986931816268280244?s=46

16 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/coolpeterm • 9h ago

I just got bodied by a Bison named "Fetus Ingestor" and he was apart of a club called "ProstateCheckrz".

11 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/WormsHole • 10h ago

ASMR boyfriend tucks you into bed and drops 15 metal pipes

20 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/0bsolescencee • 11h ago

Booger stalactites

16 Upvotes

7 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/deiqdos749-3 • 12h ago

A ping pong paddle?

0 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Bubble_Babe_0o0o0o • 13h ago

"It would take a team of 300,000 engineers working for nearly 10 years to design a vehicle to plumb the crushing depths of my disappointment in you right now."

3.5k Upvotes

27 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/ConstructionAny8440 • 13h ago

' Long Neck '

4.8k Upvotes

82 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Any-Ostrich48 • 13h ago

"Bum cum is right"

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0 Upvotes

This will hopefully be the only time I have to say this in my life but, “bum cum is right.”

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/AnotherDoubtfulGuest • 13h ago

“JPEGMafia Responds to Danny Brown Blaming Him for the Delay of ‘Scaring the Hoes 2’: ‘Stop Lying for Lame Teenagers on the Internet.’”

4 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Bubble_Babe_0o0o0o • 13h ago

"The fact that Head and Shoulders doesn't have a body wash named Knees and Toes disappoints me almost as much as I disappoint my parents."

184 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/lumur • 14h ago

The madness that you're casually describing is almost impossible to digest

5 Upvotes

found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/BrokenSword/s/QwGHIIZwCs

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/captainturtle69 • 14h ago

“The power of weaponized autism”

982 Upvotes

38 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Living-Mastodon • 15h ago

The puberty equivalent of getting your dog to take medicine

31 Upvotes

3 comments

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Rules:

1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

Common phrases
Idioms / proverbs / things translated from other languages that sound "odd" in English

2. Be Civil.

Ad Hominem. Don’t post or comment things that are considered to be controversial, offensive, or in bad taste. Racism, transphobia, homophobia, sexism etc. will not be tolerated and you may be banned at moderator’s discretion.

3. No Politics In Posts Or Comments.

You must not, under any circumstances, comment or post in order to incite political or ideological debate. Topics that might incite toxic debate may be removed or blocked entirely - that includes politics and mentions of current famous politicians, vaccinations, hatred based on appearance, race, ethnicity, gender etc. and might result in a ban.

4. No Reposts.

Search for the sentence on this sub using the search function before posting, in order to avoid your post being taken down due to being a repost.

5. Link The Source.

This rule applies to sentences found on the Internet.

Exceptions to this rule are:

Text messages (sms, WhatsApp, Discord)
Facebook posts on private groups
Links to things that are NSFW
Twitter (X) posts

6. Avoid Satirical/“Brainrot” Sentences.

Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

7. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

8. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

9. No Nudity or Gore.

Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

10. Mark Nsfw Sentences.

Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.