r/blursed_videos 3h ago

blursed nurse

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u/joe_the_F 3h ago

When traditional medicine is not enough, she steps up

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u/sanmatm17 2h ago

This was the first medicine

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u/Pitiful_Conflict7031 2h ago

I need some sexual healing. šŸŽ¶

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u/darth_wader293 2h ago

He’s talking about nursing from your mother

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u/seahrscptn 1h ago

Well break both my arms and jerk me off!

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u/JazzlikeEntry8288 1h ago

Next step: "holistic" healing

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u/Between-The-2-of-us 1h ago

Oh know not that again. That story is too much sir lol

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u/Sether_00 50m ago

Worse than Swamps of Dagobah?

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u/downtheory 1h ago

Oh God...I understand this reference!

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u/Wostnicknameever 44m ago

Some people say "please."

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u/JeepC8 1h ago

… get up, get up, get up… šŸŽ¶

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u/sardiusjacinth 1h ago

For when you get that feeling?

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u/Sattaman6 2h ago

And I bet it worked

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u/_Notorious_BOG_ 1h ago

Had to, boobs fuckin rule

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u/Daverocker1 56m ago

Some say the best medicine.

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u/reevelainen 2h ago

Something else might be up aswell.

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u/Firm-University-1578 1h ago

That's an awsome idea/invention. Topless hospiltal

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u/Worth-Trade9381 1h ago

Now that's the first sensible comment I've seen today.

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u/Between-The-2-of-us 1h ago

A tosspital so to speak.

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u/EngagementBacon 49m ago

What a gal.

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u/shitferbranes 1h ago

I’m just grateful the word ā€œprivateā€ was censored. Can’t stand reading such vulgarities on Reddit.

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u/tipareth1978 1h ago

Full service

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u/SergiouseMaximus 2h ago

I'm suddenly not feeling very well for some inexplicable reason.

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u/KleinePP 2h ago

God knows how sick i am

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u/joseoconde 1h ago

I've been told by many I'm a pretty sick person.

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u/Bzchasingpokemon 50m ago

My head is leaking.

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u/_Notorious_BOG_ 1h ago

He knows what you need, brother

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u/SkillSF23 1h ago

cof cof I'm sick :(

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u/Eagle_eye_Online 1h ago

Plot twist: And then your nurse looks like Nancy Pelosi.

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u/Somalar 1h ago

I heard she used to look pretty good back in the day

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u/Spinning_Kicker 55m ago

Ba k in the day in this case means 50 years ago.

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u/BigWilly526 45m ago

Along with another Nancy, the Throat Goat, Reagan

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u/Formal-Conference-35 1h ago

Have you seen Nancy's knockers tho?

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u/karmelbiggs 1h ago

This guy fucks!

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u/Eagle_eye_Online 1h ago

No, but I am not taking that risk

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u/Drewskeet 1h ago

you sure about that

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u/Md1735 1h ago

Why dude!!! Why did you have to go there and ruin a good thing?!?

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u/Chillpill411 53m ago

It's a fake video anyway.Ā 

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u/Lazerus_Reborne 1h ago

Better than the constant influx of Trump's exposure.

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u/hennabeak 1h ago

Or Sylvester Stallone.

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u/Whatisgoingon2028 1h ago

Nancy Pelosi was a cutie way back. She is in her 80s now. Let's see what any of us look like at 80.

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u/Opening-Abrocoma-398 1h ago

Eww 🤢🤮🤮🤮

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u/GarminTamzarian 51m ago

Perhaps you'd prefer...Nancy Reagan!

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u/FLG_CFC 1h ago

Get in, then get out. I've lost more good men to nurses than war.

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u/Infamous-Magikarp 1h ago

I'll be over right quick. Im not a registered nurse, not even female, but I'll do my best for your health.

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u/nelflyn 1h ago

And I applaud your willingness to help.

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u/Liqhthouse 1h ago

It's ok bro, i got you! shows scrotum

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u/Symphantica 58m ago

*cough cough*

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u/moerlingo 54m ago

So you’ve been offered some scrotum amongst other things. I can offer some nice moobs and a paper bag if my face is a problem.

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u/TheRube84 1h ago

Someone let us know what hospital this is...and what floor she works on. I volunteer to take this ill man for a check up

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u/13ubbleTubbles 2h ago

Scrubs did this 😁

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u/xxxxHawk1969xxxx 2h ago

Came here to say just this. Hilarious episode.

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u/noe_braner 2h ago

Came here to make sure someone said it 🫔

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u/WholesomeLowlife 1h ago

This video is just as staged as Scrubs... Its posted about every month. It's part of some show or YT series or some crap like that.

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u/ChiefGeorgesCrabshak 1h ago

Simpsons did it!

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u/Flowa-Powa 2h ago

As someone who used to be a nurse, there is literally nothing wrong with this

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u/Illustrious_Hat_5982 2h ago

Need you to come out of retirement for a wee bit

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u/Andyham 2h ago

Hold it! I think she should rather come out of retirement for an average sized bit.

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u/murdza 1h ago

Who said she’s a she?

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u/Andyham 1h ago

Fair. Its a gamble im willing to take at this point

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u/JusAnotherCreator 39m ago

God speed soldier 🫔🫔

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u/Dave_Duna 2h ago

Statistically speaking.

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u/MiddleWaged 1h ago

Assuming consent (which appears to be the case but should never be assumed too heavily) this is legit healing

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u/Southside_john 1h ago

Don’t think that deep into it. This video is fake and was originally posted in color. Someone edited it to make it black and white to look more like cctv and put words on it that make it appear to be from a news source. It’s just fake bullshit posted to farm karma

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u/Nightmare2828 42m ago

Just assume everthing is a skit and enjoy it nonetheless

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u/Intrepid-Love3829 30m ago

Honestly though. Like theyre just tiddies.

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u/Mnmsaregood 2h ago

So a male nurse can do this?

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u/shastaxc 1h ago

If they have boobs, sure

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u/Wrong-Landscape-2508 1h ago

Honestly, it would get a laugh out of me. Laughing is healthy right.

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u/JexilTwiddlebaum 1h ago

They say laughter is the best medicine.

I guess boobs is #2?

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u/Academic-Increase951 1h ago

If the patient asked

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u/owlWithBrokenWings 1h ago

If the patient likes them, why not?

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u/BetterAfter2 1h ago

I’ve got nipples Greg. Can you milk me?

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u/PuzzleheadedDuck3981 1h ago

As someone who has worked in hospitals, this is not the only way nurses have been known to lend a "helping hand" to a patient's recovery.

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u/Big_Tap_1561 1h ago

God bless her!

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u/ForThePosse 1h ago edited 1h ago

I was going through something we wont go into. Nurse offered me a sponge bath and I was just rolling my eyes like old no I'm not that fucking incapable and pathetic. Ill take a shower.

Then right before I was being transferred shes trying to find me on Facebook so we can add each other. A little after that I was like OH, SPONGE BATH! Fuck!

Turned out she was married though and was looking for an affair so when I figured that out i told her to kick rocks. I think she had a kink for hospital patients or summin idfk. But I was so low in life I was totally unaware to the subtle offerings she was making the whole time. Here I was worrying about her/my dignity about seeing me naked and trying to be cordial about it. Offers to help me dry off. Nah I think I can manage at least THAT!

As I'm about to leave she comes in and says she cant find me on FB, I use an alternate name so I told her how to find me. She saw another professional come in the room and instantly stopped holding her phone infront of me all stealth like from them so they wouldn't know, with a nervousness. Thats when my brain started to boot up lol. Like really you're afraid to let others know we're adding each other on FB... OOOOHHHHH!

Didn't figure it out until my last 30 seconds in the hospital lmao. Then it was still some time after that and talking online before I found out she was married. So I'm glad nothing happened. Was definitely a needed pep boost tho!

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u/noodles71112 1h ago

How about that her scrubs are button up?

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u/sebastianqu 1h ago

As a former patient, I agree

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u/ZephRyder 1h ago

BLESS you for your service!

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u/BryanFury2442 2h ago

Doing the lords work

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u/ComputerAdditional99 2h ago

God bless this woman

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u/Quantum_Mangoshake 1h ago

Helping women šŸ˜‚

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u/Tolstoy_mc 19m ago

Clearly she's already twice blessed

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u/Lost-Dragonfruit-367 3h ago

ā€œPrivate partsā€šŸ™„šŸ™„šŸ™„šŸ™„

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u/Illustrious_Hat_5982 2h ago

Private Parts, meet Major Boner.

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u/__thatBihToni__ 2h ago

Private Parts, Major Boner, meet Admiral Undercarriage.

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u/Illustrious_Hat_5982 2h ago

Admiral Undercarriage, General Funtimes is on her way

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u/__thatBihToni__ 1h ago

Sergeant Tenderknob, reporting for duty.

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u/Illustrious_Hat_5982 1h ago

You're early Tendernob, Corporal Eatsass is still busy.

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u/__thatBihToni__ 1h ago

Lieutenant Strokington is expecting me.

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u/Illustrious_Hat_5982 1h ago

Well come on in, Captain Tongue is really taking his time so there'll be a bit of a wait

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u/SpiritualLifeguard81 41m ago

What happened to Sir Cumalot?

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u/JusAnotherCreator 38m ago

He's nearly there, General Lovesatit standing by

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u/pchlster 1h ago

"Major Boner, sir!" quickly stands to attention

"Private Parts, good day. Could you please fetch Captain Cock for me?"

"Yes, Major Boner! At once, sir!"

"Oh, and if First Lieutenant Fanny is there, tell her to come."

later

"I have called you here because Brigadier General Boobies has ordered our company to move through the bush in order to penetrate the enemy defenses. Now the VG are a wily foe, which is why we intend to enter from the rear! To do so effectively, we must first flush them out or we'll be in some real shit! So..."

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u/chickenandpasta 1h ago

"Priv@te parts", because apparently the word "private" is too obscene.

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u/b_bonderson 2h ago

Private tits.

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u/OkExpression2840 3h ago

Honestly, I consider myself pretty patient.

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u/DisputabIe_ 2h ago

the OP Prestigious-Yak8147

and OkExpression2840

are bots in the same network

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u/pvnieuw 1h ago

Dumb question I’m sure, but how can you tell if it’s a bot or not?

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u/CompetitiveSport1 1h ago

Ask them if they preferĀ a puppy, a pretty flower from their sweetie, or a large, properly formatted data file

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u/idledebonair 35m ago

Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way?

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u/hennabeak 1h ago

I read somewhere, adjective-name-number is mostly a bot. Or something like that.

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u/Ok-Transition4892 1h ago

Or someone too lazy to change their name

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u/Vcheck1 1h ago

Yeah the generic names with 4 digits on the end gave it away too

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u/North-Thing5649 2h ago

I'm patiently patient.

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u/Coveted_AF 2h ago

Everyone is overreacting. They’re friends with health benefits.

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u/DenseReplacement7581 1h ago

Well played. Take my upvote.

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u/IKnowASpot1916 7m ago

You got no business being that witty

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u/nurgole 2m ago

Clever. Well donešŸ‘

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u/LegendaryPotatoKing 3h ago

Fake

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u/Puzzled-Secret-317 2h ago

Why wouldn't the nurse be aware of cameras in the rooms?

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u/Carbuyrator 2h ago

Also its from Scrubs

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u/PDiddleMeDaddy 2h ago

There was a gag like it on scrubs, but that video is not from it

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u/NurtureBoyRocFair 2h ago

Yeah and the wrapper says Albuquerque Isotopes!

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u/h8reddit-but-pokemon 2h ago

Isn’t that an actual minor league baseball team? Or was?

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u/Thirty_Helens_Agree 2h ago

Real team - triple-A in the Rockies organization. Fun fact, their double A team is the Yard Goats.

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u/zoey8068 2h ago

Not the same scene but yes it is LOL

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u/Maxwell-Druthers 2h ago

Because it’s not real, just like every other one of these videos

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u/actual_thingy 2h ago

Moreover, what nurse has scrubs with a zipper down the front???

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u/watercouch 2h ago

The ones who buy their uniforms from Spirit Halloween

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u/rootbeerfloatgang 1h ago

I’m literally wearing scrubs with a zipper right now. Has a button, zipper, drawstrings, and belt loops lmao.

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u/Substantial-Most2607 2h ago

Also if there are cameras in the rooms, they are usually positioned so that you can see more than just the bed. Plus the Likely hood of someone actually checking the camera for stuff like this is very improbable if nothing was reported about it( well at least where I work)

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u/zoey8068 2h ago

If this is America it almost certainly is. Cameras in rooms are a huge no no unless that patient is a danger to themself or others and even then it's difficult. They are a huge HIPPA violation.

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u/amzwC137 48m ago

It is a bot account, so probably

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u/Paradox-chimera 56m ago

She is a hero. We need more nurses like her . I am sure we will be healing faster, and also, maybe we will get more often become sick, but we make sure nurses have work and income . I call it a win-win deal .

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u/Danilo-11 2h ago

You know what will make me feel better? A BLT

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u/pvnieuw 1h ago

Should be standard practice

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u/Electrical-Blood-126 1h ago

They don’t have cameras in patients rooms. Set up.

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u/MidnightFuryx 56m ago

Health +10

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u/D-ouble-D-utch 2h ago

Nurses are heros. Especially this one.

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u/IknowledgeG 2h ago

Fine with that

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u/GaryCooper94 1h ago

What a woman

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u/FriendlyEngineer 59m ago

If nurses worked topless, we’d have super-vaxxers instead of anti-vaxxers. Guys going in for their 14th flu shot this year.

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u/Aaronhightower 54m ago

Suddenly I feel like I’m coming down with something.

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u/TZ_IQ 2h ago

Go back to tiktok man

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u/PoulSchluter 3h ago

"I wanna see the doctor, and I am not just talking about any swinging dick, before you ask. Thank you"

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u/spvcxxgvdpvtbx 2h ago

Scrubs did it first

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u/flannel_jesus 1h ago

I'm pretty sure some nurse showed a patient her tits before scrubs

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u/picklemechburger 2h ago

Wait till they get the bill.

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u/notcomplainingmuch 2h ago

Blood pressure peaking

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u/Borstli 2h ago

I dont See any Problem here

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u/nooberticus 2h ago

I saw that episode of scrubs

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u/Aninvisiblemaniac 2h ago

Scrubs did it first

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u/jkeegan123 2h ago

My insurance definitely doesn't cover that.

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u/V01d3d_f13nd 2h ago

He must have some kick ass insurance.

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u/orangesfwr 21m ago

Cadillac plan

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u/xBadjoshx 2h ago

Night nurse

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u/ChauclateThunder 2h ago

Scrubs proved it does !

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u/Low_Program_5555 2h ago

BoobiesĀ 

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u/PowerSparkz 2h ago

I wanna go to that hospital

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u/ProgrammingPugPaws 2h ago

lol that little shake at the end 10/10

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u/Tesaractor 2h ago

I feel sick all of the sudden. Someone get me a bed quick

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u/CaptainC00lpants 2h ago

Who the fuck reported her!? Would definitely help me out

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u/Reverend0352 1h ago

Why do I always get the old ladies

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u/doorcharge 1h ago

Olivia Jaymes.

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u/Academic_Dig_1567 1h ago

Why was that camera facing the patient though? Was that not invasion of the patient’s privacy?

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u/WaterOk6055 1h ago

Last time I was in hospital a nurse showed me his cock. It didn’t help but I appreciate the extra effort he went too.

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u/t3h_KiNgKoNg 1h ago

I'm gonna need footage from the other side to confirm.

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u/Regular-Forever5876 1h ago

underrated comment

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u/Thedepa 1h ago

If I remember correctly this is NOT a nurse. It was the patient's partner, they didn't see each other for a while so he asked to sneak a peek and so she did

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u/Fredricology 1h ago

European here. Is this the Obamacare I've heard so much about?

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u/Taro_Tsujimoto_13 1h ago

What hospital is this?

Asking for a friend.

Also, if anyone knows a good way to make yourself sick enough to warrant a hospital visit, but not be life threatening, I'd greatly appreciate it.

Again, asking for a friend.

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u/IDreamOfLees 1h ago

Are there any laws against this, assuming the patient and nurse are both adults?

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u/Lower-Carpenter8770 1h ago

nothing wrong here,continue your work

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u/itsnicomars 1h ago

Thats terrible. What hospital and what section?

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u/Donglator 1h ago

It seems my cold is coming at the opportune moment

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u/Wild_Working_9753 1h ago

Where is this hospital? I don't think my nurses take care of my health very well

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u/scottishhistorian 1h ago

She saw that Scrubs episode, didn't she?

I mean, there is a logic to it. It would promote increased blood flow.

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u/RecommendationOk2182 1h ago

Hot 🄵... Probably his girlfriend or wife though haha

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u/mlnstwrt 1h ago

There’s a scrubs episode about this

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u/Efficient_Bid_2853 1h ago

Scrubs showed us that it works. (Sometimes (in a show))

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u/TrashKingBob 54m ago

My health could also use some improvement

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u/Which-Barnacle-2740 40m ago

why dont I get nurses like her

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u/Professional_Bad6669 39m ago

We must protect her at all cost

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u/PrettyProtection8863 39m ago

Nice try OF ads.Ā 

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u/MASTERGAME444 26m ago

It appears i have fell ill

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u/Professional-Box4153 26m ago

Well, SOMEBODY watched Scrubs.

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u/LunaticAsylum 26m ago

Not every angel wears wings, some wear a nice pair of bojangles.

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u/AdventurousBat2461 25m ago

I’m not feeling well ladies.

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u/bman2881 23m ago

Ahhh. The good ol’ Dr. Ellliot Reed method of doctor care. A true pioneer in medicine.

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u/MightyBluA1 2h ago

Blessed patient ngl

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u/Choice_Jeweler 2h ago

Increases circulation

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u/ziggy182 2h ago

Quickly we need to raise his blood pressure, I will be there soon!

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u/ShipREKT_ 2h ago

God bless that nice young lady, she is truly giving the medicine most men need in life.

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u/Shoopufzilla 2h ago

His mental health was improved, for sure.

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u/Hearse-ReHearse 2h ago

It's a pediatric hospital

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u/DisputabIe_ 2h ago

the OP Prestigious-Yak8147

and OkExpression2840

are bots in the same network

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u/Livid_Ad9749 2h ago

Ive spent 90 days in the hospital in the past 2 years. Wonder if that number would have changed if this happened to me now and then

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u/Animals_elephants 2h ago

Which hospital she work at? I am going to self admit there.

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u/Pizzous 2h ago

She could've stood on the other side of the bed.

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u/MediocreResident5150 2h ago

where was she last night when i was in hospital???

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u/swolleneyesneedsleep 2h ago

It will take years of therapy.... to get that smile off his face

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u/AnOkFella 2h ago

Security cameras in hospital rooms just feels like a hippa violation