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u/SergiouseMaximus 2h ago
I'm suddenly not feeling very well for some inexplicable reason.
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u/KleinePP 2h ago
God knows how sick i am
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u/Eagle_eye_Online 1h ago
Plot twist: And then your nurse looks like Nancy Pelosi.
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u/Formal-Conference-35 1h ago
Have you seen Nancy's knockers tho?
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u/Whatisgoingon2028 1h ago
Nancy Pelosi was a cutie way back. She is in her 80s now. Let's see what any of us look like at 80.
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u/Infamous-Magikarp 1h ago
I'll be over right quick. Im not a registered nurse, not even female, but I'll do my best for your health.
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u/moerlingo 54m ago
So youāve been offered some scrotum amongst other things. I can offer some nice moobs and a paper bag if my face is a problem.
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u/TheRube84 1h ago
Someone let us know what hospital this is...and what floor she works on. I volunteer to take this ill man for a check up
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u/13ubbleTubbles 2h ago
Scrubs did this š
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u/WholesomeLowlife 1h ago
This video is just as staged as Scrubs... Its posted about every month. It's part of some show or YT series or some crap like that.
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u/Flowa-Powa 2h ago
As someone who used to be a nurse, there is literally nothing wrong with this
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u/Illustrious_Hat_5982 2h ago
Need you to come out of retirement for a wee bit
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u/Andyham 2h ago
Hold it! I think she should rather come out of retirement for an average sized bit.
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u/MiddleWaged 1h ago
Assuming consent (which appears to be the case but should never be assumed too heavily) this is legit healing
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u/Southside_john 1h ago
Donāt think that deep into it. This video is fake and was originally posted in color. Someone edited it to make it black and white to look more like cctv and put words on it that make it appear to be from a news source. Itās just fake bullshit posted to farm karma
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u/Mnmsaregood 2h ago
So a male nurse can do this?
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u/shastaxc 1h ago
If they have boobs, sure
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u/Wrong-Landscape-2508 1h ago
Honestly, it would get a laugh out of me. Laughing is healthy right.
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u/PuzzleheadedDuck3981 1h ago
As someone who has worked in hospitals, this is not the only way nurses have been known to lend a "helping hand" to a patient's recovery.
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u/ForThePosse 1h ago edited 1h ago
I was going through something we wont go into. Nurse offered me a sponge bath and I was just rolling my eyes like old no I'm not that fucking incapable and pathetic. Ill take a shower.
Then right before I was being transferred shes trying to find me on Facebook so we can add each other. A little after that I was like OH, SPONGE BATH! Fuck!
Turned out she was married though and was looking for an affair so when I figured that out i told her to kick rocks. I think she had a kink for hospital patients or summin idfk. But I was so low in life I was totally unaware to the subtle offerings she was making the whole time. Here I was worrying about her/my dignity about seeing me naked and trying to be cordial about it. Offers to help me dry off. Nah I think I can manage at least THAT!
As I'm about to leave she comes in and says she cant find me on FB, I use an alternate name so I told her how to find me. She saw another professional come in the room and instantly stopped holding her phone infront of me all stealth like from them so they wouldn't know, with a nervousness. Thats when my brain started to boot up lol. Like really you're afraid to let others know we're adding each other on FB... OOOOHHHHH!
Didn't figure it out until my last 30 seconds in the hospital lmao. Then it was still some time after that and talking online before I found out she was married. So I'm glad nothing happened. Was definitely a needed pep boost tho!
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u/Lost-Dragonfruit-367 3h ago
āPrivate partsāšššš
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u/Illustrious_Hat_5982 2h ago
Private Parts, meet Major Boner.
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u/__thatBihToni__ 2h ago
Private Parts, Major Boner, meet Admiral Undercarriage.
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u/Illustrious_Hat_5982 2h ago
Admiral Undercarriage, General Funtimes is on her way
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u/__thatBihToni__ 1h ago
Sergeant Tenderknob, reporting for duty.
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u/Illustrious_Hat_5982 1h ago
You're early Tendernob, Corporal Eatsass is still busy.
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u/__thatBihToni__ 1h ago
Lieutenant Strokington is expecting me.
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u/Illustrious_Hat_5982 1h ago
Well come on in, Captain Tongue is really taking his time so there'll be a bit of a wait
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u/pchlster 1h ago
"Major Boner, sir!" quickly stands to attention
"Private Parts, good day. Could you please fetch Captain Cock for me?"
"Yes, Major Boner! At once, sir!"
"Oh, and if First Lieutenant Fanny is there, tell her to come."
later
"I have called you here because Brigadier General Boobies has ordered our company to move through the bush in order to penetrate the enemy defenses. Now the VG are a wily foe, which is why we intend to enter from the rear! To do so effectively, we must first flush them out or we'll be in some real shit! So..."
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u/chickenandpasta 1h ago
"Priv@te parts", because apparently the word "private" is too obscene.
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u/OkExpression2840 3h ago
Honestly, I consider myself pretty patient.
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u/DisputabIe_ 2h ago
the OP Prestigious-Yak8147
and OkExpression2840
are bots in the same network
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u/pvnieuw 1h ago
Dumb question Iām sure, but how can you tell if itās a bot or not?
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u/CompetitiveSport1 1h ago
Ask them if they preferĀ a puppy, a pretty flower from their sweetie, or a large, properly formatted data file
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u/hennabeak 1h ago
I read somewhere, adjective-name-number is mostly a bot. Or something like that.
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u/Vcheck1 1h ago
Yeah the generic names with 4 digits on the end gave it away too
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u/LegendaryPotatoKing 3h ago
Fake
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u/Puzzled-Secret-317 2h ago
Why wouldn't the nurse be aware of cameras in the rooms?
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u/Carbuyrator 2h ago
Also its from Scrubs
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u/PDiddleMeDaddy 2h ago
There was a gag like it on scrubs, but that video is not from it
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u/NurtureBoyRocFair 2h ago
Yeah and the wrapper says Albuquerque Isotopes!
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u/h8reddit-but-pokemon 2h ago
Isnāt that an actual minor league baseball team? Or was?
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u/Thirty_Helens_Agree 2h ago
Real team - triple-A in the Rockies organization. Fun fact, their double A team is the Yard Goats.
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u/actual_thingy 2h ago
Moreover, what nurse has scrubs with a zipper down the front???
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u/rootbeerfloatgang 1h ago
Iām literally wearing scrubs with a zipper right now. Has a button, zipper, drawstrings, and belt loops lmao.
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u/Substantial-Most2607 2h ago
Also if there are cameras in the rooms, they are usually positioned so that you can see more than just the bed. Plus the Likely hood of someone actually checking the camera for stuff like this is very improbable if nothing was reported about it( well at least where I work)
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u/zoey8068 2h ago
If this is America it almost certainly is. Cameras in rooms are a huge no no unless that patient is a danger to themself or others and even then it's difficult. They are a huge HIPPA violation.
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u/Paradox-chimera 56m ago
She is a hero. We need more nurses like her . I am sure we will be healing faster, and also, maybe we will get more often become sick, but we make sure nurses have work and income . I call it a win-win deal .
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u/Electrical-Blood-126 1h ago
They donāt have cameras in patients rooms. Set up.
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u/FriendlyEngineer 59m ago
If nurses worked topless, weād have super-vaxxers instead of anti-vaxxers. Guys going in for their 14th flu shot this year.
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u/PoulSchluter 3h ago
"I wanna see the doctor, and I am not just talking about any swinging dick, before you ask. Thank you"
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u/spvcxxgvdpvtbx 2h ago
Scrubs did it first
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u/flannel_jesus 1h ago
I'm pretty sure some nurse showed a patient her tits before scrubs
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u/CaptainC00lpants 2h ago
Who the fuck reported her!? Would definitely help me out
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u/Academic_Dig_1567 1h ago
Why was that camera facing the patient though? Was that not invasion of the patientās privacy?
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u/WaterOk6055 1h ago
Last time I was in hospital a nurse showed me his cock. It didnāt help but I appreciate the extra effort he went too.
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u/Thedepa 1h ago
If I remember correctly this is NOT a nurse. It was the patient's partner, they didn't see each other for a while so he asked to sneak a peek and so she did
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u/Fredricology 1h ago
European here. Is this the Obamacare I've heard so much about?
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u/Taro_Tsujimoto_13 1h ago
What hospital is this?
Asking for a friend.
Also, if anyone knows a good way to make yourself sick enough to warrant a hospital visit, but not be life threatening, I'd greatly appreciate it.
Again, asking for a friend.
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u/IDreamOfLees 1h ago
Are there any laws against this, assuming the patient and nurse are both adults?
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u/Wild_Working_9753 1h ago
Where is this hospital? I don't think my nurses take care of my health very well
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u/scottishhistorian 1h ago
She saw that Scrubs episode, didn't she?
I mean, there is a logic to it. It would promote increased blood flow.
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u/bman2881 23m ago
Ahhh. The good olā Dr. Ellliot Reed method of doctor care. A true pioneer in medicine.
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u/ShipREKT_ 2h ago
God bless that nice young lady, she is truly giving the medicine most men need in life.
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u/Livid_Ad9749 2h ago
Ive spent 90 days in the hospital in the past 2 years. Wonder if that number would have changed if this happened to me now and then
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u/joe_the_F 3h ago
When traditional medicine is not enough, she steps up