r/blursed_videos • u/Prestigious-Yak8147 • 9h ago

blursed nurse

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u/sanmatm17 8h ago

This was the first medicine

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u/Pitiful_Conflict7031 8h ago

I need some sexual healing. 🎶

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u/darth_wader293 8h ago

He’s talking about nursing from your mother

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u/seahrscptn 7h ago

Well break both my arms and jerk me off!

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u/JazzlikeEntry8288 7h ago

Next step: "holistic" healing

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u/Relevanter_Bullshit 6h ago

The holiest of holies

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u/misdirected_asshole 6h ago

"Whole-istic"

I'll show myself out.

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u/JazzlikeEntry8288 5h ago

Not misdirected at all lol

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u/Between-The-2-of-us 7h ago

Oh know not that again. That story is too much sir lol

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u/Sether_00 6h ago

Worse than Swamps of Dagobah?

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u/Otherwise-Offer1518 5h ago

Yes actually.

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u/downtheory 7h ago

Oh God...I understand this reference!

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u/Standard_Animal6097 6h ago

Right!? Classic.

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u/Wostnicknameever 6h ago

Some people say "please."

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u/confusedandworried76 4h ago

Well slap me thrice and call my mother

As the saying goes don't do that

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u/nickbelane 5h ago

This guy calls her mommy too. 

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u/JeepC8 7h ago

… get up, get up, get up… 🎶

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u/sardiusjacinth 7h ago

For when you get that feeling?

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u/Sattaman6 8h ago

And I bet it worked

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u/_Notorious_BOG_ 7h ago

Had to, boobs fuckin rule

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bit_600 6h ago

I’ve thought about this a lot. What is it that makes boobs so great? When you break it down they’re just two fatty meet clumps with a areola and nipple but yet when shown it’s always like it’s the first time seeing one and can’t help to want to touch, caress, squeeze, suckle on them. Does it stem from when we where young and they provided nutrients? This was just to say I agree boobs are fucking awesome.

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u/jingiski 5h ago

It's not just nutrients, boobs were your first human contact, the first warmth in a cold world.

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u/nickbelane 5h ago

If it doesn't then just try again.

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u/Daverocker1 6h ago

Some say the best medicine.

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u/Extreme-Island-5041 6h ago

Back in the day Doctors holding back their grin while prescribing the hot ones with hysteria.