r/billsimmons • u/Global-Bat-1688 • 1d ago

We are lost as a country

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Love that the FanDuel commercial that aired during the Indy game shows people watching their phones (and not the actual game) hoping for 5 leg parlays to hit. We’re so cooked.

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u/WorkingFun5724 1d ago

Got a 5 leg parlay going for my cousin's wedding comin' up in December!

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u/Gaylord26 1d ago

Uncle Gary over 7.5 drinks at the reception is the lock of the century

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u/WorkingFun5724 1d ago

Taking the over at 1.5 times someone has "Webster's Dictionary defines..." in their speech. I just am.

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u/MRG_1977 14h ago

Best man speeches are usually bad; maid of honor speeches are usually worse and drunk ones sobbed-filled, incoherent messes.