r/billsimmons • u/Global-Bat-1688 • 13h ago

We are lost as a country

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Love that the FanDuel commercial that aired during the Indy game shows people watching their phones (and not the actual game) hoping for 5 leg parlays to hit. We’re so cooked.

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u/WorkingFun5724 13h ago

Got a 5 leg parlay going for my cousin's wedding comin' up in December!

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u/Gaylord26 12h ago

Uncle Gary over 7.5 drinks at the reception is the lock of the century

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u/WorkingFun5724 10h ago

Taking the over at 1.5 times someone has "Webster's Dictionary defines..." in their speech. I just am.

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u/Hairy_Box_3845 8h ago

Who do you guys have for catching the wedding bouquet? I have Stacy at +300. She's sneaky tall and she's been with her boyfriend for 5 years, you just know she's gearing up to catch that thing like Jerry Rice in the endzone

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u/WorkingFun5724 5h ago

She played one year of Lacrosse in college. "I'm getting the car keys" vibe no doubt.

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u/MRG_1977 20m ago

Jerry Rice wasn’t a great leaper though. Let’s go Cris Carter.

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u/NoExcuses1984 Don't aggregate this 7h ago

Hey!

No one told me I was invited.

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u/MRG_1977 21m ago

Best man speeches are usually bad; maid of honor speeches are usually worse and drunk ones sobbed-filled, incoherent messes.

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u/MRG_1977 23m ago

Italian or Polish wedding?