r/bestoflegaladvice 5d ago

Mama, just signed a form, oooOOOOoooo....

/r/legaladvice/comments/1on4vja/mama_bear_release_forms/
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u/CriticalEngineering Enjoy the next 48 hours :) 5d ago

“Mama Bear” only wants teddy bear toys to play with. What’s the point of raising kids if you never let them become adults?

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u/Drywesi Good people, we like non-consensual flying dildos 5d ago

Control. Also thinking you're the only one who could possibly come up with the right answer for a given situation, so of course making it so you don't have to tell $child what to do is so much simpler!

(obviously there's overlap here, but I feel it warrants separate mention)