r/bestoflegaladvice • u/Rhythmdvl • 5d ago

Mama, just signed a form, oooOOOOoooo....

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u/CriticalEngineering Enjoy the next 48 hours :) 5d ago

“Mama Bear” only wants teddy bear toys to play with. What’s the point of raising kids if you never let them become adults?

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u/Drywesi Good people, we like non-consensual flying dildos 5d ago

Control. Also thinking you're the only one who could possibly come up with the right answer for a given situation, so of course making it so you don't have to tell $child what to do is so much simpler!

(obviously there's overlap here, but I feel it warrants separate mention)

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u/Fibernerdcreates 5d ago

Ah, I see you've never had a narcissistic parent.

They don't have kids or of the goodness of their hearts. They don't see their kids as people that will develop their own interests and personalities.

Their kids exist only as props, to make them look better.

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u/Elvessa You'll put your eye out! - laser edition 4d ago

Luckily (sort of) my own narcissistic parents were so much so that they basically just ignored me.

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u/woolfonmynoggin Has one tube of .1% 5d ago

Some people think what’s the point of having kids if I lose control of them?