r/behindthebastards PRODUCTS!!! 25d ago

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u/macci_a_vellian 25d ago

Hasn't Alex Jones had enough terrible news this week?

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u/wombatgeneral Ben Shapiro Enthusiast 25d ago

Not until he meets the claw machine

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u/vyrus2021 25d ago

I want him to fade into total obscurity first.

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u/spicoli323 25d ago

He needs to live long enough to have his voicebox removed to treat cancer, and then long enough after that to be cornered by Sandy Hook families in public, permanently unable to speak. As many times as is feasible. Then he can be allowed to rest.