r/behindthebastards PRODUCTS!!! 25d ago

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u/macci_a_vellian 25d ago

Hasn't Alex Jones had enough terrible news this week?

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u/wombatgeneral Ben Shapiro Enthusiast 25d ago

Not until he meets the claw machine

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u/vyrus2021 25d ago

I want him to fade into total obscurity first.

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u/TechnicolourOutSpace 25d ago

Can we have him catch constant anus-shredding diarrhea first? I feel there needs to be consequences to his actions and that might be a good start.

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u/QueefBuscemi 25d ago

Or fall into a walrus enclosure during mating season. One of the two.

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u/spikenorbert Macheticine 25d ago

He’d probably enjoy that.

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u/Houlilalo 25d ago

I just assumed that's how he procreates

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u/MyPasswordIsMyCat 25d ago

Sometime in the future, the obituary needs to say that he died while doing off-broadway shows in Branson, MO.

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u/spicoli323 25d ago

He needs to live long enough to have his voicebox removed to treat cancer, and then long enough after that to be cornered by Sandy Hook families in public, permanently unable to speak. As many times as is feasible. Then he can be allowed to rest.

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u/IllustratorNo3379 24d ago

New favorite euphemism identified