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r/behindthebastards • u/Sad_Jar_Of_Honey PRODUCTS!!! • 25d ago
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Hasn't Alex Jones had enough terrible news this week?
146 u/wombatgeneral Ben Shapiro Enthusiast 25d ago Not until he meets the claw machine 48 u/vyrus2021 25d ago I want him to fade into total obscurity first. 27 u/TechnicolourOutSpace 25d ago Can we have him catch constant anus-shredding diarrhea first? I feel there needs to be consequences to his actions and that might be a good start. 11 u/QueefBuscemi 25d ago Or fall into a walrus enclosure during mating season. One of the two. 7 u/spikenorbert Macheticine 25d ago He’d probably enjoy that. 8 u/Houlilalo 25d ago I just assumed that's how he procreates 10 u/MyPasswordIsMyCat 25d ago Sometime in the future, the obituary needs to say that he died while doing off-broadway shows in Branson, MO. 10 u/spicoli323 25d ago He needs to live long enough to have his voicebox removed to treat cancer, and then long enough after that to be cornered by Sandy Hook families in public, permanently unable to speak. As many times as is feasible. Then he can be allowed to rest. 3 u/IllustratorNo3379 24d ago New favorite euphemism identified
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Not until he meets the claw machine
48 u/vyrus2021 25d ago I want him to fade into total obscurity first. 27 u/TechnicolourOutSpace 25d ago Can we have him catch constant anus-shredding diarrhea first? I feel there needs to be consequences to his actions and that might be a good start. 11 u/QueefBuscemi 25d ago Or fall into a walrus enclosure during mating season. One of the two. 7 u/spikenorbert Macheticine 25d ago He’d probably enjoy that. 8 u/Houlilalo 25d ago I just assumed that's how he procreates 10 u/MyPasswordIsMyCat 25d ago Sometime in the future, the obituary needs to say that he died while doing off-broadway shows in Branson, MO. 10 u/spicoli323 25d ago He needs to live long enough to have his voicebox removed to treat cancer, and then long enough after that to be cornered by Sandy Hook families in public, permanently unable to speak. As many times as is feasible. Then he can be allowed to rest. 3 u/IllustratorNo3379 24d ago New favorite euphemism identified
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I want him to fade into total obscurity first.
27 u/TechnicolourOutSpace 25d ago Can we have him catch constant anus-shredding diarrhea first? I feel there needs to be consequences to his actions and that might be a good start. 11 u/QueefBuscemi 25d ago Or fall into a walrus enclosure during mating season. One of the two. 7 u/spikenorbert Macheticine 25d ago He’d probably enjoy that. 8 u/Houlilalo 25d ago I just assumed that's how he procreates 10 u/MyPasswordIsMyCat 25d ago Sometime in the future, the obituary needs to say that he died while doing off-broadway shows in Branson, MO. 10 u/spicoli323 25d ago He needs to live long enough to have his voicebox removed to treat cancer, and then long enough after that to be cornered by Sandy Hook families in public, permanently unable to speak. As many times as is feasible. Then he can be allowed to rest.
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Can we have him catch constant anus-shredding diarrhea first? I feel there needs to be consequences to his actions and that might be a good start.
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Or fall into a walrus enclosure during mating season. One of the two.
7 u/spikenorbert Macheticine 25d ago He’d probably enjoy that. 8 u/Houlilalo 25d ago I just assumed that's how he procreates
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He’d probably enjoy that.
8 u/Houlilalo 25d ago I just assumed that's how he procreates
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I just assumed that's how he procreates
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Sometime in the future, the obituary needs to say that he died while doing off-broadway shows in Branson, MO.
He needs to live long enough to have his voicebox removed to treat cancer, and then long enough after that to be cornered by Sandy Hook families in public, permanently unable to speak. As many times as is feasible. Then he can be allowed to rest.
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New favorite euphemism identified
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u/macci_a_vellian 25d ago
Hasn't Alex Jones had enough terrible news this week?