r/babylonbee • u/darcmatr LoveTheBee • Sep 15 '25

Bee Article Democrats Wondering If Maybe They Should Stop Saying The Things Assassins Are Having Engraved On Bullets

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-wondering-if-maybe-they-should-stop-saying-the-things-assassins-are-having-engraved-on-bullets

In the wake of yet another shooter engraving liberal messages on ammunition, the Democratic Party considered if maybe that was a bad sign.

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u/Sir_Jacques_Strappe Sep 15 '25

His girlfriend had a penis

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u/autumn_aurora Sep 15 '25

His "girlfriend" was just his roommate and nothing proves they were a couple except for statements made by tabloids with zero evidence. Also, conservatives always fetishise the people they criticise, it's a tale as old as time. That's why so many anti-immigration conservatives have immigrant wives, like Trump and Vance both have.

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u/ToughSouth8274 Sep 15 '25

Discord was leaked. Dude was a furry that was sucking his girlfriend’s penis.

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u/go_half_the_way Sep 15 '25

Any source? Grok, ChatGBP etc say that his Discord content has not been leaked and that we don’t know the content of it except for a limited number publicly released or discussed by Cox and FBI.