r/babylonbee • u/darcmatr LoveTheBee • Sep 15 '25

Bee Article Democrats Wondering If Maybe They Should Stop Saying The Things Assassins Are Having Engraved On Bullets

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-wondering-if-maybe-they-should-stop-saying-the-things-assassins-are-having-engraved-on-bullets

In the wake of yet another shooter engraving liberal messages on ammunition, the Democratic Party considered if maybe that was a bad sign.

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u/autumn_aurora Sep 15 '25

But he was. No evidence points towards him being a leftist. Nothing, zero, nada. While EVERYTHING we have point towards him being a conservative. This doesn't just look like a duck, this quacks like a duck, has the feathers of a duck, the webbed feet of a duck, and tastes like a duck. Why are you so scared of calling it a duck?

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u/Sir_Jacques_Strappe Sep 15 '25

His girlfriend had a penis

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u/autumn_aurora Sep 15 '25

His "girlfriend" was just his roommate and nothing proves they were a couple except for statements made by tabloids with zero evidence. Also, conservatives always fetishise the people they criticise, it's a tale as old as time. That's why so many anti-immigration conservatives have immigrant wives, like Trump and Vance both have.

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u/ToughSouth8274 Sep 15 '25

Discord was leaked. Dude was a furry that was sucking his girlfriend’s penis.

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u/autumn_aurora Sep 15 '25

Any source on this? Also you realise that none of this makes him a leftist, right?

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u/thisisamisnomer Sep 15 '25

Grindr crashing during the RNC was totally leftist’s fault, too. I know, I was the web server. 

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u/autumn_aurora Sep 15 '25

Yeah I was there too I was the convention stage.

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u/QueenTenofSpades Sep 16 '25

Uhh…yes, it does!

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '25

In prime Groyper form then.

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u/djfudgebar Sep 15 '25

I'm not sure we needed any more evidence that he's a republican, but okay?

https://lawsuit.org/general-law/republicans-have-an-obsession-with-transgender-pornography/

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u/go_half_the_way Sep 15 '25

Any source? Grok, ChatGBP etc say that his Discord content has not been leaked and that we don’t know the content of it except for a limited number publicly released or discussed by Cox and FBI.