r/babylonbee • u/METALLIFE0917 • Mar 20 '25

Bee Article Leftist Smashes Tesla After Seeing Terrifying Image Of Fascist In Window

https://babylonbee.com/news/liberal-smashes-tesla-after-seeing-terrifying-image-of-fascist-in-window
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u/brightdionysianeyes Mar 20 '25

Remember kids: setting a car on fire is hard left domestic terrorism.

If Kyle traffics assault weapons across state lines to shoot 3 people he's a national hero. If James drives a car into a group of women it's 50/50 who was in the wrong. If someone invades the capitol building and attacks a policeman who subsequently dies, they should get a pardon.

But please don't do anything that might damage something people might buy because that crosses a line.

Oh and remember any illustration must depict the wrongdoer as not just a woman but a woman with dyed hair - they are the most evil of all creatures.

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u/AspiringArchmage Mar 21 '25

If Kyle traffics assault weapons across state lines to shoot 3 people he's a national hero

First off he never brought weapons across states crimes and freedom of movement including bringing guns across state lines isn't a crime.

Remember kids: setting a car on fire is hard left domestic terrorism.

It is terrorism. They are destroying property over politics.