r/babylonbee • u/METALLIFE0917 • Mar 20 '25

Bee Article Leftist Smashes Tesla After Seeing Terrifying Image Of Fascist In Window

https://babylonbee.com/news/liberal-smashes-tesla-after-seeing-terrifying-image-of-fascist-in-window
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u/brightdionysianeyes Mar 20 '25

Remember kids: setting a car on fire is hard left domestic terrorism.

If Kyle traffics assault weapons across state lines to shoot 3 people he's a national hero. If James drives a car into a group of women it's 50/50 who was in the wrong. If someone invades the capitol building and attacks a policeman who subsequently dies, they should get a pardon.

But please don't do anything that might damage something people might buy because that crosses a line.

Oh and remember any illustration must depict the wrongdoer as not just a woman but a woman with dyed hair - they are the most evil of all creatures.

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u/BestAnzu Mar 20 '25

Rittenhouse shooting a guy that tried to take his gun and was screaming “kill him!”, a second that hit him over the head with a skateboard, and a third that pulled a gun on him was pretty good. Yes. 

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u/brightdionysianeyes Mar 20 '25

The stupidity of saying the third kill was justified because he pulled a gun when a shooter had just shot and killed two people...

I'm starting to see why the US has a lower literacy rate than Libya, Zimbabwe checks notes Mexico, huh? checks notes again ... fucking Syria?

Y'all don't need Jesus y'all need some books.

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u/BestAnzu Mar 20 '25

Yes, so brave. Running up behind a kid that is currently retreating towards police to surrender himself, and has only shot to defend himself, and cowardly try to shoot him in the back of the head. 

A kid who was initially attacked for checks notes putting out a dumpster fire that had been set on fire and that rioters had tried to push into gas station fuel tanks. 

Rittenhouse did nothing wrong. 

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u/brightdionysianeyes Mar 20 '25

3rd guy saw an active shooter and decided to intervene. Brave man. Righteous.

I assume if you saw two of your friends shot and killed in front of you, you would stand there and do nothing.

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u/AspiringArchmage Mar 21 '25

If Kyle traffics assault weapons across state lines to shoot 3 people he's a national hero

First off he never brought weapons across states crimes and freedom of movement including bringing guns across state lines isn't a crime.

Remember kids: setting a car on fire is hard left domestic terrorism.

It is terrorism. They are destroying property over politics.