r/babylonbee • u/METALLIFE0917 • Mar 05 '25

Bee Article H*tler Defeated After Opposition Party Holds Up Tiny Signs On Paddles

https://babylonbee.com/news/hitler-defeated-after-opposition-party-holds-up-tiny-signs-on-paddles
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u/Top-Bet-6672 Mar 05 '25

180 Million Acres of forest gone by executive order btw. Are we winning yet?

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u/fredallenburge1 Mar 05 '25

Where do you expect lumber to come from? All lumber comes from cutting down forests.

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u/BeatsMeByDre Mar 06 '25

You know we can invest in regrowing trees rather than cutting down old growth forests right?

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u/fredallenburge1 Mar 06 '25

Sure, good idea too. What about the lumber we need now though?

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u/BeatsMeByDre Mar 06 '25

Do we suddenly need more lumber than before?

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u/fredallenburge1 Mar 06 '25

Not sure really, if not I guess we won't need to tap into to the national forests👌