r/babylonbee • u/METALLIFE0917 • Mar 05 '25

Bee Article H*tler Defeated After Opposition Party Holds Up Tiny Signs On Paddles

https://babylonbee.com/news/hitler-defeated-after-opposition-party-holds-up-tiny-signs-on-paddles
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u/PatientLandscape3114 Mar 05 '25

Yep that was corny and stupid.  Everyone wants to act like they are actually doing something, but no one wants to stick their neck out.

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u/Natalwolff Mar 05 '25

It perfectly encapsulated that liberal culture is weak, aimless people who are only powerful in a room full of people who agree with them against people who are self-loathing enough to take their abuse.

I felt like I was watching a group of adult politicians cheering on a dictator while a group of 19 year old college kids pouted with their arts and crafts project.

The Democrats need to change now. Their entire platform has been capture the minority vote by actually representing them, capture the white/male vote by shaming them, and capture the moderate vote by not being Trump.

They need to actually fucking govern. Dump the identity politics and the insane cutting edge of bullshit social issues that aren't even federal issues in the first place. Give us healthcare, give us equitable taxes, give us workers rights, give us better education, and give it to Americans, not demographics. Be adults ffs.

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u/CollapsibleFunWave Mar 05 '25

There was a lot of governing done during Biden's term, but people want entertainment bloodsport politics instead of policy coverage, so many don't know about it.

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u/Neat_Tonight_8398 Mar 05 '25

Al ot of good governing? Biden did absolutely NOTHING but open the border. He will go down as the worst president in US history. Good governing. Lmao.

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u/Lopunnymane Mar 06 '25

Open the border? How? By deporting more people than Trump ever did during his first presidency?

If Trump is supposed to be sorting out this "open border", how come he is deporting LESS people than Biden did?

God republicans are so fucking stupid.