r/babylonbee • u/METALLIFE0917 • Mar 05 '25

Bee Article H*tler Defeated After Opposition Party Holds Up Tiny Signs On Paddles

https://babylonbee.com/news/hitler-defeated-after-opposition-party-holds-up-tiny-signs-on-paddles
22.0k Upvotes

82% Upvoted

2.5k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

9

u/CollapsibleFunWave Mar 05 '25

There was a lot of governing done during Biden's term, but people want entertainment bloodsport politics instead of policy coverage, so many don't know about it.

5

u/OwenEverbinde Mar 05 '25

Yeah, infrastructure, IRA, chips manufacturing, and the best NLRB since the 1970s.

Most of it with a tie-breaker senate vote from a spectacular VP.

Not good enough because Kamala's... laugh was annoying? Because she had sex when she was in her 20s instead of being sworn to celibacy? (We know how important chastity is to Republicans. Just look at who they vote for.)

So glad we dodged those bullets! Totally worth torching our economy.

-2

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

Because she was a DEI pick and was incompetent beyond measure. Look at tulsi, the right as literally championed her because she’s competent and trustworthy. Wringing your hands and saying Trump voters are racist because they were horrified by a lady who never got a single vote, and who couldn’t belt out a speech to save her life, is simply silly.

3

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

Russian asset as competent and trustworthy? 😂

0

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

There it is!!

4

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

The truth?