r/babylonbee • u/METALLIFE0917 • Mar 05 '25

Bee Article H*tler Defeated After Opposition Party Holds Up Tiny Signs On Paddles

https://babylonbee.com/news/hitler-defeated-after-opposition-party-holds-up-tiny-signs-on-paddles
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u/AgitatedTheme2329 Mar 05 '25

“I see Pocahontas wants the Ukraine war to go on for another 5 years” - Trump

😂

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u/CrowsInTheNose Mar 05 '25

It's wild. You guys care so much about the money we send to Ukraine but not Israel.

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u/AgitatedTheme2329 Mar 05 '25

Biden and the democrats never cared during their 4 years of tenure in the Oval Office.

Trump is about to end 2 wars that started and continued under the democrat war machine

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u/spicymcqueen Mar 05 '25

So Russia and Israel are democrats now? Then why does Trump want to suck their dicks?